Barbara Anne is 1 month old! Man, how time (and feedings) fly, and we are so proud of our baby who continues to get stronger ever day.
Anyway, to celebrate her 1 month milestone, we had a D-List Bash at Dolce, hosted by Chace Crawford. Baby Barbara was the biggest star there. As I was about to give a speech about how proud I was of our baby, she grabbed the mic from me, told me how Beyonce should have won, and busted this Kanye West rap. I guess she was hungry.
N-n-now that that don’t hurt me (Being born)
Can only make me stronger (Every day, especially my neck)
I need you to hurry up now (Slow, nervous dad)
Cause I can’t wait much longer (I need my bottle)
I know I got to be right now (I ain’t never been wrong)
Cause I can’t get much wronger (Like you, Dad)
Man, I’ve been waitin’ all night now (Seriously, I need the bottle)
That’s how long I’ve been on ya (By ya, I mean my bassinet)
Work it harder (Where’s my food?)
Make it Better (You can swaddle me better than that)
Do it faster (Really? 20 Minutes to warm my bottle?)
Makes us stronger (I’m kicking harder than ever)
Don’t act like I never told ya (This cry means I’m hungry)
Don’t act like I never told ya (That cry means I need a new diaper)
Don’t act like I never told ya (That cry means I want a blanket)
Don’t act like I never told ya (Now I’m just messing with you…I’m fine, Dad!)
Wow. Well done, Barbara Anne. Very impressive. Happy 1 Month, and yes indeed, you are getting stronger every day.
