Letter to Ford

Ford Motor Company Attn: William Ford, Jr. 1 American Road Dearborn, MI 48126-2798 Dear Mr. Ford, I’m just writing to thank you for the 2005 Ford Escape.  This has been our car since 2004, and has been the only car that my daughter (now 1.6 years old) has [...]

By |2011-09-27T06:26:46-07:00September 27th, 2011|Blog|1 Comment

Babies with Botox and Neurons

We are less than three months away from having our son.  Crazy, huh? BabyCenter.com told us last week that our baby weighs about “two and a quarter pounds and measures  over 15 inches from the top of his head to his feet.”  I bet he’s taller than that.  He’s going [...]

By |2011-09-26T05:25:11-07:00September 26th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments

It’s Tuesday! “The Last Call Show” Episode 3 airs tonight – LIVE at 10 PM EST/7 PM PST

Join Tomm Bauer (The Brew Daddy) and Dan Lazarz (Life of Dad's The Beer Guy) as they discuss the trials and tribulations of being a dad while delicately balancing your love for sports, beer and childish humor. In this week's episode, they welcome sportswriter, author & columnist, Jonathan Finkel.  Mr. Finkel recently authored his second book, The Dadvantage: The [...]

By |2011-09-24T23:29:05-07:00September 24th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments

Letter to Cheerios

Dear Cheerios, How are you, my friends? Actually, I don’t need to ask that, because I know exactly how you are. You are in a yellow box, hanging out in the homes of babies worldwide. In my house particularly, you are in the cabinet, on the floor, in the couch [...]

By |2011-09-21T04:41:07-07:00September 21st, 2011|Blog|2 Comments

Letter To Elmo

To:  Sesame Street Attn:  Elmo Kaufman Astoria Studios 34-12 36th Street, Astoria, NY 11106 Dear Elmo, Congratulations on your continued success!  When I was a single man, I had no idea how popular you truly were.   Sure, you had that run in the late nineties when “Tickle Me Elmos” were [...]

By |2011-09-20T06:31:00-07:00September 20th, 2011|Blog|1 Comment

The 2011 Baby Emmy Awards

The morning after the Primetime Emmy Awards, in a small condo in Studio City, the Baby Emmy Awards took place. Babs is the only judge, and here is the complete list of winners.   Comedy Series:  Sesame Street Not traditionally a full-blown comedy, Babs will laugh sometimes at the most [...]

By |2011-09-19T06:54:11-07:00September 19th, 2011|Blog|1 Comment

No Thank You Letter To Bibs

Dear Bibs, Yeah, I'm talking to you, you combination of napkins and a shirt.  You were created in order to help keep babies’ clothes clean while they are eating. My daughter is now 1.5 years old, and she has never really successfully worn a bib.  For understandable reasons, she doesn’t [...]

By |2011-09-19T06:01:48-07:00September 19th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments

It’s Tuesday! “The Last Call Show” Episode 2 airs tonight – LIVE at 10 PM EST/7 PM PST

Join Tomm Bauer (The Brew Daddy) and Dan Lazarz (Life of Dad's The Beer Guy) as they discuss the trials and tribulations of being a dad while delicately balancing your love for sports, beer and childish humor. In this week's episode, they welcome the Executive Director of MetsBlog.com & Director of Digital Media at SNY.tv, Matthew Cerrone, [...]

By |2011-09-18T00:27:50-07:00September 18th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments

Thank You Letter To Huggies.

From: Tom Riles To: Kimberly-Clark Corporation Chairman/President/CEO Huggies Diapers Attn: Thomas J. Falk 351 Phelps Dr. Irving TX 75038 Hello Tom: First off, I want to thank you and everybody on your team for making the fine products that my daughter has soiled every day of her life thus far. [...]

By |2011-09-16T06:00:26-07:00September 16th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments

Letter to Ragu

Dear Ragu, I feel like people probably take you for granted quite often. You’re the sauce option that is always there on the shelf, and usually on sale. I’m writing you this letter, to let you know that a few months ago we had an incident with your product. I [...]

By |2011-09-14T05:48:52-07:00September 14th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments
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