Dads need to get away sometimes. Why not let them have their own island?! Some might think it would look more like The Island of Misfit Toys or a place where there are a bunch of half done projects, but according to our Facebook community, it’s anything but.
As you might imagine beer and food are a big thing on Dad Island… but there is also so much more.
Tim Goss: Beer, bacon, big screen TVs, and all the My Little Pony my daughter could handle. Also, all the Skylanders my son could want.
Bill Schrader: Large meat lovers with jalapeño and pineapple pizza growing on trees. Large TV (65+ in.) PS4 and a non-fussy baby.
Jesse Sorensen: Baseball, beer, and Legos.
Apparently we also need someone to laugh at our jokes.
Jason Powell: Obviously it would be a tropical paradise. It would have a swim-up bar for sure… I imagine the night club would have a comedy night where everyone can tell ‘Dad Jokes.’
Benjamin Sutton: There would be comedy clubs that tell nothing but ‘Dad Jokes.’
Timothy Brockway: There would always be someone around to laugh at my awesome jokes.
But what would the place look like without family?
Charles French: A clean three car garage/ jam room, grass that stays one length with no weeds, and dishes that never get dirty. But it would have to include my wife and children because without them it wouldn’t be “dad land” and I wouldn’t be a dad.
Ryan Hampton: Multiple TVs for cartoons of course. An endless supply of My Little Ponies and Little Pet Shop. Also Tonka Trucks and music for my son.
James Collier: A place where these two would live forever.
There is always stuff to do on Dad Island.
Jason Kimbler: Everyone would have headphones for music, there would be bar maids walking around with ice cold pitchers of beer and beverages. The southern quarter of the island would be reserved for naps and quiet time. Video games, board games, Phoenix golf courses, all kinds of sports fields, monster trucks… oh man, I need to go there.
Madison Branham: Monster trucks and motorcycles roam free, a steady supply of beer and pizza rolls, 24hr on call diaper changers and tantrum wranglers.
In two words?
Stefan Frost: F@#%ING AWESOME.
It sure sounds like it. When is our next visit?