Writing a resume sucks. Only a real narcissist would enjoy listing all of their accomplishments and embellishing them in order to appear more marketable, more charitable and generally more grand then they really are. In todays job market, it’s what you have to do though, in order to stand out from a pool of applicants.
“Hmmm, I mess around on Facebook a lot…. ‘ Utilized diverse Social Media platforms in persuasive manner to acquire billets for level progressions with an increase of 4 stage advancements’…. yeah, that about sums up my Candy Crush for the month.”
So I started wondering what my kids’ resumes would look like if they needed to create one right now. Here’s my daughter’s!
