If fatherhood was a video game, and let’s be serious, it kind of is, what skill or accomplishment would be an Achievement: Unlocked?
If fatherhood was a video game, what skill or accomplishment would be an Acheivement: Unlocked?
Posted by Life of Dad on Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Michael Ortiz: Mender of broken hearts 100G- help your kid get over their first break up.
Michael Ortiz: Birds and the Bees 1000G- Explain where babies come from.
Larry Prickett: A nice quiet peaceful poop without a munchkin talking through the door would be a great reward for this single dad!
Patrick Treegarden: Mastering the whole game without any power-ups or weapons, without choking anyone and keeping child whatever happens, basically staying Bruce Banner without turning into the Hulk
Ben Rodrigues: 10g — “exploding poo matrix edition”. Got it on the face when she was three days old! Took it like a boss too.
Kenny Tribbie: I see things before they happen. Its a Jedi trait, but lets not make a big deal about it.
Steven Ashworth: Being able to do more than a ponytail with your daughter’s hair.
Rob Sowell: Who has the stop jumping off the 4th step in the house trophy.
Matthew Zigrest: Cleaning up what appears to be cottage cheese, but in reality is puke, without puking yourself.
Matt Banks: The Grind 75GP, put an end to your first marathon tantrum.
Patrick O’Neal: Having sex without being interrupted.
Stef Da Bifda: Quick fire 100G-Full nappy change in under 30 seconds.
Ali Ashraf: “Slept for 8 hours.”
Fatherhood Achievement Unlocked image shared by Life of Dad user Kevin Dreher. Thanks, Kevin!