Today a lot of people are hearing about PIPA and SOPA for the first time. Some people are not aware of what it entails. As a Dad, I barely have time to read about it myself. People have been asking, and trying to figure out how this will affect them on a personal basis. Here is a rundown of how I understand PIPA and SOPA will disrupt your day to day and why you should be outraged by this ***:
PIPA is a major push to accept the Middletons of England (especially Pippa for our wealth of eligible professional athletes) to a place of prominence within US 
government. They have already made it clear that they’ll want to change our cops into “Bobbies” and call our backsides “arses.” I won’t even get into the big lobbyist dollars going towards mandatory tea times in public schools that was backed by the Prince. Do you want to wake up one day and order a “Banger” McMuffin?? At the “pub” you’d be waiting in the “queue” to use the “Loo”!!! Plus the spelling changes will have us writing a “cheque” when our car needed new “tyres!”
SOPA will change the way everyone pronounces SOAP into a comical 1940’s Italian accent stereotype. It will be required from all citizens. Not only that, but they want you to do the hand thing with it as well!!! Absurd I say! My Italian friends will be up in arms about this!
These are both just ways to try to change the American way of life and we won’t stand for it.
***My interpretation is based solely on the names of the bills and is backed by 0.00 hours, or even minutes of research. However, I’m confident that I’m accurate.