With the help of our friends on Facebook, today, here is our first ‘Life of Dad-lib.’
Take a turkey, SMELL it fat,
Some of this and some of that.
Get some turnips, SING them well,
Cook a big BEER in its shell.
Now potatoes, CLAMMY and white,
Mash till they are soft and light.
McDONALD’S CHEESEBURGERS, so tart and sweet,
With the turkey we must eat.
Pickles-yes-and then, oh my!
For dessert a MASCARA pie.
Golden brown and DASTARDLY sweet
What a fine Thanksgiving treat!
Big thanks to Scott Visco, Ellie Guest, Joy Popow Smith, Chuck Gamble, Sara Stevenson Hale, Karen Thurston Chavez, and Jason Pugsley for their enormous contributions.
Honorable mentions to Tracey L. Miller-Smith and Katie Barnicle for their multiple answers, but unfortunately we didn’t fit your words in this time. Wait till Hanukah!