From first words to first steps, there’s no doubt that dads and moms experience some of the most spectacular sights, sounds and smells (okay, well, maybe not smells) but we parents also get the flip side of that coin. Sure, we all have diaper war stories but we wanted to know what is the most disgusting thing the dads of our Facebook community have seen. Frankly, we could probably start and end this list with the first entry because it is the grossest, most disgusting thing we’ve ever read but we persevered to round out this post with a few more horrid anecdotes.
Hugo Naessens: My kid sucking on a sweet I didn’t give him. When I told him to spit it out it was the head of a mouse the cats just killed. The eyes were missing.
Dan Bell: Ok guy my daughter is almost three. I’ve been puked on, peed on, and pooped on, but I still when the doctor said”ok dad look away here comes the ugly twin” I wish I could go back three years ago a stop myself from looking. The ripping noise was the worst part. Now I’m a hunter, I kill animals, field dress them, and skin them. That doesn’t bother my one bit, but when my daughter mom was giving birth, I don’t know. It sucked, blood was everywhere, and I happened to look cause I heard”twin” and watched the doctor rip everything else out. I gagged, not because of the blood but because of that damn ripping noise.
Bill Schrader: The first time I was alone with baby (she was about 8 days old) she pooped. Not a big deal right? I go to change her and she toots. I take a closer look to she if she is pooping more. Then she erupts. She sprayed projectile diarrhea all over her white closet doors a solid 2-3 feet away.
Tyler Hofmann: My 2yo son was peeing in the backyard when he decided to go poop also.. While we were all kinda shocked because he hadn’t ever done that before, My moms dog (who’s a small face licker) made his way over there and two chomped the whole thing. Gone..
Steven Walker: My sons poo covered thumb just before he lunged at me, thumb went in my mouth and to the back of my throat. My son thought it was hilarious!
Randy Burkhaulter: Coleslaw!! My son ate way too much. I should have stopped him. It came up everywhere! Looked even worse. He was 3 and Is now 11. I still gag when I try and eat it.
Stephan Martinez: Warm vomit in my hands that just came out of my daughter. She puked and instinct I cupped my hands and told her to throw up there. I was weirded out by how warm it was; body temperature…seconds removed. It also looked exactly like what’d she’d just ate.
Rj Ritter: Walked in on my 1 and 3 yo sitting together. The 1 yo was naked and his loaded diaper as on the floor between them. They were both covered head to toe and playing in it like play dough. It was packed inside Legos and toy cars, it was ground into the carpet, it was smeared up the walls and the door.
Finally, Aaron Barr talked about disgusting oral fixations of his kids: One had the toilet brush in her mouth.. and another had a fly swatter in her mouth.
What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen as a dad? Share your story with us on Facebook!
*Flickr photo by Vincent Teeuwen, used under Creative Commons license.