My daughter is capable of saying some very strange things that on occasion make me step back and say…. “Wait…. What??!!”  Charlie Sheen is also capable of saying some very strange things that make us all step back and say “Wait…. What??!!”  Today we are going to play WHO SAID IT?  In this game, you get to guess if the quote came from an imaginative 3 year old, or from an adult lunatic with no verbal filter.  You decide who’s got a bit more of the “crazies!”

Who said it?  Charlie Sheen or a 3 Year Old?

 

 

 

“That’s OK.  We can just go to the other Walmart and buy a submarine.”

Answer:  3 Year Old!

“Put your feets on, because if we need to get there, we need to get there!  Schoolbus!!!”

Answer:  3 Year Old!  She’s on a roll!

“Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.”

Answer:  Charlie Sheen!  Who’d have guessed it?

“I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA”

Answer:  It’s a tie!  Said by both parties in 2011.  One in an interview about his employers and the other in response to a stressful episode of Handy Manny.

“Don’t worry that you don’t have a job. You’ll just get another one and then we’ll have a dance party.  Easy!”

Answer:  Imaginative 3 year old!!  Getting a new job these days is just that easy!

“I am on a drug, it’s called ‘Charlie Sheen.’  It’s not available, cause if you try it once you will die.  Your face will melt off, and children will weep over your exploded body.”

Answer:  3 year old!  My wife and I were pretty shocked when Kayleigh told us that.  We have since cut back on her sugar intake and limited her access to Nick Jr.”