From Spongebob to all the names for women’s shoes, the world can be a confusing place. Also, in or out, cat? C’mon make up your mind. Here are some of the things that make no sense to the dads of our amazing Facebook community.

What makes no sense to you?

Posted by Life of Dad on Thursday, March 2, 2017

Brian Melcherts: Why hamster wheels don’t come in toddler-size. Connect it to a power converter and my three year old could easily provide our town with power!

George Nieto: Telling my son to stop doing something, him saying “Okay.”, him doing the thing I just told him to stop doing and when I ask him “What did I just tell you?”, he answers “You told me to stop doing (it).”, I ask him why he is doing it again then , he answers “I didn’t hear you.” Huh?!

Brad Heil: How Ryder from Paw Patrol has access to advanced technology with no clear oversight and decides to essentially weaponize talking dogs.

Steven Jones: Why does walmart organize sizes small on top and 2XL on bottom?? Those lil’ jokers are already closer to the ground. dont make a big man search the floor for a pair of pants. That’s how plumber’s crack happens!

Derien Whaley: Why my two year old daughter has to run EVERYWHERE she goes!.. Like, you are 2, what’s the rush??

Corey Eckenroth: Not an issue for me per se, but inequality of the mom v dad child rearing stereotypes before legal authorities.

Patrick Ferrier: All the differnt “style/names” woman have for a pair of shoes. Wife had me all confused, talking about flats, and all I see are sneakers.

Jeffrey Smith: That elementary school students are released an hour before middle and high school student to force parents to enroll children in After School Programs that would have older siblings at home if they were released at the same time!

Brittany Wiltberger: Why does Mickey have Minnie, Donald have Daisy, and Goofy gets basically paired with a cow? Why is Goofy a dog that can talk and wear clothes but Pluto is a dog and cant talk or wear clothes?

Rudy Pyle: Sesame seeds on Big Mac buns.

Alvin Torres: Spongebob……I mean, their underwater. But they go to the beach, drive boats and nothing is wet….hmmmmm.

Thad Davis: Kid can’t find his shoes to save his life, but instantly finds the one microscopic onion thats in his food.

Bethanne Kim: Cats. It’s not hard: You either want inside, or you want outside. Stop standing in the door!

What doesn’t make sense? Tell us on Facebook!

*Flickr photo by Nic Redhead, used under Creative Commons license.