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Throw a Dad-chelor Party!

As seen on ABC News: Nightline — This is your last chance in life NOT to be a dad.
Don't invite the guy that talks about his kids non-stop.

'Baby or Daddy' with Jerry Springer

Life of Dad's first game show, 'Baby or Daddy' attempts to answer the question... "Who really is a bigger baby? A baby or a daddy?"

Henry Winkler - Life of Dad Champion

Life of Dad is excited to announce our first-ever Life of Dad Champion - Henry Winkler! We salute men who have excelled in their career, philanthropic, and family roles.

The Real Housedads of Orange County

Follow the lives of three gold digging stay-at-home dads from Orange County.

Extreme Nesting: Daddy Edition
Extreme Nesting: Daddy Edition

Do you need to nest, but you just can’t accept it?  Well, the Life of Dad Extreme Nesting Team will help you out…

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Babs’ Sesame Street Audition
Babs’ Sesame Street Audition

Babs had a great opportunity recently. She auditioned for Sesame Street! See how it played out…     Now that you’ve seen it, its your turn to help… We need to get Babs on Sesame Street during CHD Awareness Week in February!  If you don’t know, my incredible daughter survived open-heart surgery at three days [...]

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“Don’t Be Late For The Playdate”  –  World Premiere of ‘Real Housedads of Orange County’ Music Video
“Don’t Be Late For The Playdate” – World Premiere of ‘Real Housedads of Orange County’ Music Video

You haven’t heard from us in a while… we’ll be been spending money, focusing on our music, and eating alot of lobster.  Expensive lobster with extravagant sauces.  But now “The Real Housedads of Orange County” are back with our very first music video. Please enjoy “Don’t Be Late For The Playdate!”     Song written [...]

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Again?  The Story of When My Son Became a Legend
Again? The Story of When My Son Became a Legend

Babs loves the word “again.”  Whether I’m juggling, jumping rope, or watching a web video with her, as soon as I finish, Babs says “again.”  And I do it.  Again. Well, a few days ago, Babs asked us, particularly Baby Tommy, to repeat the impossible… Babs and Tommy were taking a bath together.  Tommy was [...]

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What Team Is My Son Rooting For?
What Team Is My Son Rooting For?

I’m a huge Patriots fan.  My mom’s family is from Massachusetts, so every year I would watch football games with my cousins. Growing up in New Jersey, most of my friends are Giants fans.  For me, it was a tough loss in Superbowl XLII, in 2008, when the Giants beat the then undefeated Patriots. Yesterday [...]

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TAG You’re It!
TAG You’re It!

What would life be without Facebook?  It’s kind of like thinking back to how I survived the 80’s without a cell phone stuck to my head.  With all the wonders of Facebook it certainly has its drawbacks.  Question: Have you ever been tagged in a photo that you really wish you hadn’t been tagged in?  [...]

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Pregnancy Cravings
Pregnancy Cravings

When woman are pregnant, they have cravings.  It is their man’s duty to do everything possible to make that craving become a reality.  This man did just that…

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Tim vs. the Core Dump
Tim vs. the Core Dump

Ok, yes my topic title is a bit of geek humor (whether it pertains to programming or Star Trek, take your pick), but I’m sure by the end of this post even those who aren’t computer savvy will know what I mean by “core dump”. So I’m sure we’ve all been there, Dads. When my [...]

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Perspective
Perspective

What matters & what doesn’t?  Is it “Dad’s way, or the highway?”  Or, as dads, do we plant the seed in the minds of our children what we learned from Henry Ford, Sr. when he said, “If we believe we can, or believe we can’t, we’re 100% right.” Well, for this old Dad, it’s all [...]

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PIPA and SOPA Explained
PIPA and SOPA Explained

Today a lot of people are hearing about PIPA and SOPA for the first time. Some people are not aware of what it entails. As a Dad, I barely have time to read about it myself. People have been asking, and trying to figure out how this will affect them on a personal basis. Here [...]

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DP2:  Dad-chelor Party II
DP2: Dad-chelor Party II

After the success of our first Dad-chelor Party! Video, I realized that I wanted to do it again.  And since Life of Dad coined the term, “dad-chelor party,” I knew that I needed to have one for myself. Sponsored by McDonald’s, please enjoy DP2!

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Dads are “Men of Steel”
Dads are “Men of Steel”

When I was young I remember watching Saturday morning cartoons like Justice League of America, Thundercats and Masters of the Universe. I used to play with Superhero Action Figures as I created major battles on the living room carpet. As I moved on to other things the action figures were put up in the attic. [...]

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Dad Drunk
Dad Drunk

DAD DRUNK (The other D.D.) Dad Drunk is a term I came up with recently. Having had multiple friends who have kids now, I noticed a phenomenon. When the dad’s had a night off from work, wife and kid, they got hammered! I don’t think it’s intentional at all. I think our brains as dads [...]

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Stay At Home Dadding 101
Stay At Home Dadding 101

I’m a stay at home dad.  I stay home.  I dad.  It’s not a prison sentence and it’s not a walk in the park…even though there is plenty of park walking involved.  But there are certainly things you need to know if you are a man and are going to be the primary caregiver of [...]

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NFL Weekend Results
NFL Weekend Results

Game of the Year Saturday’s NFL playoff game between the New Orleans Saints and San Francisco 49ers was easily the best football game in years.  In the final 5 minutes of the game the 49ers fell behind, took the lead, fell behind and then scored the winning touchdown with just 9 seconds left.  Even though [...]

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The Science of Naming a Baby
The Science of Naming a Baby

A recent study has shown that badly chosen baby names can lead to low self-esteem, low education and more smoking.  Research shows most people would rather be single than date someone with an ‘unfortunate’ name.  If you’re a Dad like me, then you’ve had the pleasure of partaking in this activity during the 9-month pregnancy [...]

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Time
Time

During the final five days of my father’s life, I slept on a cot next to him, and cared for him throughout the day and night. On his final night, as I was helping Dad get settled back into his own bed after a 2:30 AM visit to the bathroom, I placed my left hand [...]

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Birthing Class
Birthing Class

If you have gone through a pregnancy, odds are you have been to a Birthing Class.  I went, and it was the perfect combination of awkward, but also informational.  So…I decided that Life of Dad had to do a birthing class video to show you outsiders what a class like this is really like.  I [...]

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Ten Reasons Why I Love Tim Tebow
Ten Reasons Why I Love Tim Tebow

10)   Tim Tebow is the biggest star in the NFL right now.  Is he the best player?  No…but on Sunday he could have beaten anybody. 9)   Tebow broke Hall of Famer John Elway’s record for most passing yards by a Denver Bronco in his playoff debut.   Tebow broke the record for most [...]

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Tom Riles on ‘Good Morning Texas’
Tom Riles on ‘Good Morning Texas’

In cased you missed it, here was my appearance promoting Life of Dad in Dallas, TX!    

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Baby and Mouse, Part II
Baby and Mouse, Part II

About a year ago, the world was blown away by my first ‘Baby and Mouse’ video. Well, here we are a year later, and there is another mouse in the picture.  And that means another video.  Please enjoy.     You were so intrigued, that now you want to see the first ‘Baby and Mouse’ [...]

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Tim vs. Mr. Noodle
Tim vs. Mr. Noodle

Even though the topic title sounds like I’ll be performing a finishing move on a beloved character on Sesame Street, rest assured that I actually like Mr. Noodle!  When my son settles in to watch Elmo’s world, I also sit waiting for the moment when Elmo comes up with a question on something and the [...]

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“Fighting Over The Bathroom – My First Ramble”
“Fighting Over The Bathroom – My First Ramble”

First of all, let me publicly thank Mr. Tommy Riles for allowing me to be an official blogger on LIFE OF DAD in 2012.  This may prove to be one of Tommy’s worst decisions to date, however I will do everything in my power to live up to the extremely high literary and visual standards [...]

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Tim vs. The Runny Nose
Tim vs. The Runny Nose

So here I am, my inaugural post on Life of Dad.  I’ve decided to blatantly rip off one of my favorite TV shows for my post titles, so for other fans of Chuck these titles are for you!  I’ll do my best to keep you interested, but just as a blanket disclaimer if any of [...]

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My Son May Not Be A Vampire After All
My Son May Not Be A Vampire After All

For the first month of his life, there was at least a 65% chance that my son, Tommy Boy, was indeed a vampire.  I say this for three reasons: 1)   He had a rather pale skin tone. 2)   He slept all day, and would only open his eyes at night. 3)   His favorite thing in [...]

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The Joys Of Flight
The Joys Of Flight

Imagine this nightmare: You get to an airport for a multi hour flight somewhere. You were up late the night before packing and had to get up super early to make it on time. You spend time getting through security which took forever thanks to a screaming toddler and a mother who needs to get [...]

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How To Induce Labor
How To Induce Labor

We here at Life of Dad want to help fathers, and and soon-to-be dads, in every way possible.  That’s why we invented the “Labor Inducing Picnic.”  Watch the below instructional video to learn how to get your wife to pop when she is 9 months pregnant.     Starring Leslie Garza and Andre Tenerelli. Directed [...]

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Teaching Life Lessons to Your Kids
Teaching Life Lessons to Your Kids

Happy New Year dads and dads alike. I hope your holiday was filled with joyous experiences that you will cherish forever. Mine sure was. Seeing my kids eyes light up on christmas day, skiing with my son, sledding with my daughter, and the first New Year’s Eve where my kids stayed up and celebrated with [...]

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NFL Playoff Preview
NFL Playoff Preview

  My favorite sporting event starts this Saturday:  the NFL Playoffs.  My team, the Philadelphia Eagles, could not overcome a wretched start to the season and did not qualify.  Fortunately, the Dallas Cowboys did not qualify either as they lost their final 2 games.   Pretenders (Teams That Are Not Going to Win The Super [...]

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Baby Tommy’s New Years Resolutions
Baby Tommy’s New Years Resolutions

I just found these resolutions that my 1 month old son left in his basinet.  I’m sure all of you reading this did at least a few of these on New Years Eve, too.

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Quick Shouts!

My son peed with great amazement into his own hands today. He probably thought he broke something.
 
LOL...Not so fast, Tommy...bhahaha! #closebutnocigar
 
Ok, CNN, I'm turning your earthquake coverage off now...Back to Nickelodeon to occupy my son so I can get more work done. -- http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/23/quake-hits-near-washington-d-c/
 
There's a first time for everything. Babs just turned our fan on oscillate, and is now enjoying the benefits of this.
 
My wife and I are going away from my kids for three days and I already don't miss them. Like...at all.
 
Today I was head-butted in the crotch by someone in a standing position. In college I swore that I would never say those words again.
 
My father owned a software & computer store back when I was a kid. His ability to sell Apple IIe and Macintosh computers to educational institutions' computer labs is what put me through elementary school and high school. Today, the iPhone & iPad have revolutionized my very career and will help educate and feed MY son. Thank you, Steve Jobs for your decades of innovation and leadership. Much love and respect. -- http://on.wsj.com/phENxi
 
DAmn, dude, these things are gonna rock when the time is right. Thanks for all, my man!
 
I'm posting Quick Shouts from a Starbucks in Woodland Hills, on http://www.LifeofDad.com !
 
RAGU ROCKS!!! http://lifeofdad.com/blog_post.php?pid=2931
 
Hey Joseph, why are you carrying that huge brick? ------- "Butterfly" ------- "Oh...., well in that case carry on good sir."
 
damn, i'm more excited than ever about this venture!
 
When my son was 3-years-old, he used to ask for "YUM-O-ADE" ...meaning "lemonade"...I always used to think that would be a great brand name, but I never trademarked it...Ohh well...
 
I suggest pancake dinners to the kids early so when they request it later, it doesn't seem like it's coming from me.
 
Dude...how was the weekend with your Prince? Missed you at the dad-chelor party!
 
MY SON STARTS KINDERGARTEN TODAY!!! 8) ...Wow. Time flies! [...as does the money from my bank account to finance it.]
 
It's not that I'm surprised you got tomato sauce in there, I'm just a little shocked at the volume of sauce you got in there.
 
Every morning, my 5-year-old son walks into my room, jumps onto my bed, and says, "Waffles." ... ...No "Good morning." No other greetings...Just "Waffles." ... ...I think the next time I visit my parents in St. Louis, MO I'm gonna walk into their house, plop myself on my mom's sofa, kick up my feet and say, "Fried catfish." ...and see what happens.
 
Joseph is on his 16th straight hour of sleep, and he didn't even drink last night.
 
My first quick shout from my backyard via my Droid's mobile hotspot. Can't wait for full internet access starting tomorrow!
 
Why is it so cold in here this morning? Why is Joseph's stool next to the air conditioning control? Why is the AC set to 58?????
 
"Daddy, puts your feets on so we can get Old McDonalds" -- Transtlation -- "Dad, drive faster to get to McDonalds."
 
I've been working on having my kids be fans of The Clash and Wolf Parade since before birth and in one afternoon it's all undone by my wife having a New Kids On The Block dance party with them.
 
I just had an awesome discussion with my 5-year-old son about the notion that "It's all relative"...yep, I'm convinced this boy is ready for kindergarten.
 
Kayleigh's efforts to get Joseph quiet in libraries and church can conservatively be described as cacophonous.
 
Why would you think that should go in your mouth? Rule of thumb, if it has legs and is currently moving, don't taste it.
 
Man Caves are coming alive, people!!!
 
This morning I caught a lizard. My daughter wanted to name it Flower. I told her she shouldn't name her lunch because it would make it hard to eat. She cried.
 
Thank you ABC News: Nightline for the awesome shoutout! Life of Dad servers are exploding! I hope they survive until morning. Learn more about Dad-chelor parties at http://lifeofdad.com/dadchelorparty/
 
I'm shouting from Tommy Riles's Cave...what is going to happen? ...Here goes nothin'...
 
Yo, yo Jason. So excited to have you start blogging for the site. Thanks for being into it!
 
Dad-chelor Parties Increasingly Popular - Among Future Dads - As seen on ABC News: Nightline - http://abcn.ws/noYaQ2
 
I used to sing this song while rocking my son when he was a newborn...Here goes: "Boy, boy...On the boat. / Boy, boy...Hope it stays afloat. / Boy, boy...BUNDLE OF JOY!!! / Boy, boy...BUNDLE OF JOY!!!" ...He used to love that song. But, to this day, I think to myself, "How the @#$% did I come up with that?! ...and what did it mean???"
 
My 5-year-old son is doing a jigsaw puzzle of the solar system, and he's singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth" by Belinda Carlisle...seriously, is this kid mine?!
 
you rock, you rock, you rock. Let's take over this world!
 
"My daddy's blog can beat up your daddy's blog." -Isaiah P. Hamilton, my 5-year-old son, as overheard on the playground || http://www.babble.com/dad/fatherhood/top-50-dad-blogs-nominate-a-dad/
 
Yo, D Guest. Congrats to your family on the wedding!
 
"Cool cool." -Tommy Riles
 
I could have sworn I put you into your crib with clothes on.
 
Sometimes you've just gotta cook yourself hash browns and scrambled eggs for dinner. [...and by "sometimes" I mean "often".]
 
Back on the shout wall, 5AM at a Starbucks! Let's go!
 
Put a sticker on your kids' back where they can't reach it. Then sit back and enjoy the show.
 
We all have a story
 
you the man, Ryan...so excited for the mancaves!
 
What did I bring you guys from my trip? Ummm......plane ticket stubs! Hooray!!!!
 
I've got the internet at our new house...finally!
 
I caught this lizard. Kayleigh wanted to name it Flower. I told her she shouldn't name her lunch because it would make it hard to eat. Kayleigh cried.
 
Ever wonder what liquid Cascade tastes like? Ask my son. By the looks of things right now......it doesn't taste good at all.
 
I suppose I can't really scold my son too badly for dancing to the music in the grocery store...I, too, have done it from time to time...But, gee, son...Can't you be a little more discreet about it?!
 
I can see my followers, people!
 
"Cool cool." -Tommy Riles
 
I took my daughter to "Travel Town" today, home of real trains of many different shapes and sizes. What was she into the most? A puddle.
 
On the playground with my son. There is another boy here with his mother -- the only other people on the playground. The two kiddos are having a blast! ...The two parents are texting, ignoring one another...one of them is texting this Quick Shout. [...Hey, son...SHE STARTED IT!]
 
Yo Chuck G. Not many people have been bigger supporters of Life of Dad, so glad to have you as part of the team!!!
 
A milestone -- My son just lost his first tooth today! ...He told me he placed it under his pillow... ... ...Hah! He doesn't expect me to fall for THAT one, does he?
 
It's been 14 seconds since I last heard my kids. I have a feeling that what I find will make me cry.
 
Rest in Peace, Steve Jobs. http://lifeofdad.com/blog_post.php?pid=3002
 
I take my kids for long rides just so I can use the HOV lane. "Of course you want to come to my meeting in Sacramento because ... ummmm ... that's where Handy Manny lives??"
 
My bottom is really toot-y today! Yes honey.... we've unfortunately noticed.
 
My son just asked for a penis butter sandwich. We need to start working on enunciation.
 
Ryan: So, son, how was your first day of kindergarten?! / Isaiah: Good. / Ryan: So, what did you learn!? / Isaiah: I don't know. / Ryan: Ahh, money well spent.
 
"The social network is growing up! My friends used to post pics of booze, beaches and bikinis...Now they're posting pics of bibs, bottles and BabyBjörns." -Ryan E. Hamilton
 
LIfe of Dad was on NIGHTLINE last night!
 
Throw a Dad-chelor Party! Visit http://DAD-CHELORPARTY.com today!
 
My daughter just walked up to the television and turned it on. My dad still can't figure this out, and he's over sixty.
 
Meeting with the good folks at http://Generocity.org
 
Why am I so delighted that Disney included the word Goiter into a song in Tangled?
 
My 5-year-old son asks me on a nightly basis to do math homework before bed. He did the same thing last night...a Friday night...in summertime... ... ...NERD ALERT!!! [...ohh, I mean, well done, son!]
 
Somehow either a Great Dane or an Irish Wolfhound managed to poo in my son's diaper, because it would be physically impossible for him to have created that on his own.
 
I'm shouting from Ryan Hamilton's Cave...what is going to happen?
 
I was just here with my 5-year-old son enjoying a meal, appreciating life. I say, "It's good being here with you son. I like hangin' with you." To which, he responds, "Congratulations." ... ...Hmm...innocence or sarcasm? ... ...Gee, knowing my son [and myself, his origin], it's probably the latter.
 
My 5-year-old son just asked me for a "beverage"... ... ...You mean a "drink", son? ... #vocabulary
 
I used to call that my ipod. As of 20 minutes ago, my son calls it his new submarine.
 
Dear Irene, With a 5-year-old son, my house already looks like a hurricane hit it, but feel free to stop by to touch up the place. Sincerely, Ryan ... P.s. Nice name -- http://www.weather.com/weather/hurricanecentral/article/tropical-depression-nine-storm-hurricane-irene_2011-08-20
 
The Man Caves are coming... the man caves are coming!
 
Today I went to the beach with my kids and brought a book. Was I delusional when I thought I'd have a chance to read that??
 
I think I need FEMA to come clean my kids playroom. Or at least provide us with some trailers to shack up in.
 
I've rescued my daughter from drowning twice now. I'll remind her of this when she is choosing my nursing home.
 
The one time we forgot to bring extra diapers to Disneyland Joseph: A. Spent the day dry and comfortable, --B. Had a small amount of wetness but was pretty ok-- C. Had a massive truck driver sized diaper explosion that left him pantsless in the park and sent Myra begging strangers for diapers.
 
My kids keep "losing" their pants. I hope this trend doesn't carry over to college.
 
P to the Q, looking forward to "Get My Daddy A Job!"
 
Babs, I would really appreciate it if you slept till 8AM today. What do you say?
 
I look at today's success, and will always remember vividly where my tech career really began, way back in elementary school...on an Apple ][ in BASIC. [Thank you, Steve Jobs, for positively affecting me, my family, and the world for generations.]
 
I've had the Max and Ruby theme song stuck in my head for 4 days now. I'd rather have a tick on my eyeball than have this torture.
 
Today at the beach my son picked up and ate a handful of sand. He then he looked at me in horror as if I had suggested it. Here's a heads up for you buddy. Sometimes I don't stop you from doing things because I am personally amused at the disastrous outcome you've just discovered.
 
My 5-year-old son just came to me and said, "Hey, Daddy...You're my teacher." ... I asked him, "Why would you say that, son?" ... To which, he responds, "Because you're my daddy." ... #simplewisdom
 
You're 4, of course you're old enough to take out the garbage......and the recycling.
 
Spent last night watching PBS and falling asleep on the couch. Now I can pinpoint the exact moment I became my dad.
 
I need a Burqua for when I reprimand my kids. I try to act stern and then they do something ridiculous which I laugh at and totally blow my Dad cred.
 
Sometimes I find myself playing "who can find a school bus" when I'm alone in the car these days.
 
I love fatherhood...
 
Kayleigh going through old pictures: "Daddy, why are you dressed like a girl?" (french maid) ------- "Oh, that was Halloween honey." ------- "You mean like your ballerina picture?" ------- "....Yep" ------- "But why did you always dress like a girl for Halloween???" ------- "Your mom has been asking that question for years."
 
Video uploads are looking amazing!
 
Consolidation efforts are cool.
 
Whoa, man...I'm super excited to see you rock out on http://getmydaddyajob.com
 
Development is on a roll here at Life of Dad...We are soon to unleash some tools that will revolutionize the world of parenthood. Stay tuned.
 
Your temperature is only 104.2 Kayleigh?? I just assumed that when your brother hit 105 you'd want to outdo him. Way to shoot for mediocrity. Here's your silver medal.
 
You're right! I couldn't wait until after I went to the bathroom to find out about that Chucky Cheese commercial. Thanks for busting in with that time sensitive information.
 
Hey Joseph, why are you carrying that huge brick?------"Butterfly"------"Oh......well in that case carry on good sir."
 
I just assume everyone gets as upset as my son when I leave them for more than 4 seconds. Thank you all for putting a damper on those emotions of deep despairing loss in a better fashion than he does. It could get embarrassing otherwise.
 
I couldn't find my portable travel mug as I was rushing outta the house for this business meeting, so [uhh] yeah, I'm that guy speeding up I-95, dressed to impress, drinking my beverage out of a Dora The Explorer sippy-cup.
 
My daughter asks for a lot of stuff that I keep promising her she can have when she's 10 as a way of evasion. If she remembers it all, in 6 years we'll have 2 dogs, cats, fish, a submarine, a pony, a castle, a fire truck, a UPS truck, a garbage truck a baby elephant and she'll be going to Hawaii with her 5 closest friends. 10 is shaping up to be an expensive birthday.
 
Nice, brotha! I'm seeing the photos on the other side. Sweet!
 
How can Lord Of The Rings not be for my 4 year old daughter?? It has elves.
 
I was about to ask my son where he put his shirt until he walked out from behind the couch and I realized the more pressing issue was finding his pants and diaper which were also missing.
 
Time to shout! I haven't done one in a week. Quick shout withdrawal.
 
@blakgold (aka) Ryan Hamilton is a development pimp!
 
Excellent conference call with the Life of Dad PR company this morning.
 
I know! It's so weird that all of your noisiest toys ran out of batteries this afternoon! What??? This screw driver......ummmmmm, that was for something else.
 
What up, Roy! Welcome to the site, my man!!
 
Here's what I'm not thankful for... Grapes with "surprise" seeds in the middle. Have fun cutting them up for your kiddo.
 
The word "can't" is a 4-letter word in my household. I will not allow my son to use it.
 
MAN CAVES ARE COMING TOGETHER -- LIFE OF DAD 2011!!! 8)
 
‎"Thanks to 'Life of Dad' millions of expecting fathers worldwide will be throwing Dad-chelor parties WHETHER YOU LIKE THEM OR NOT!*" -Ryan E. Hamilton || http://Dad-chelorparty.com/ || *Actual results may vary by household
 
Children's stomach viruses are obviously nocturnal. I've never seen my kids puke unless it was in the dark through a fog of hasty wake up.
 
Hamilton! How's the Prince?
 
dude...what you did on my wall is awesome!! You rock...can wait to talk more, to learn all about it!!!
 
Kayleigh just won gold in the 400 Yard Mall to Car Meltdown event at the "No we can't go to the Disney Store" invitational.
 
You'll sit in one spot if I put on 13 hours of cartoons?? I'm listening.........
 
Ryan, love the way these are looking, man!
 
Well, you finally climbed it. Good luck getting down from there!
 
I have a 2-story house, and my son likes to race me up the stairs... ... ...This is a race he is guaranteed to win 100% of the time...and NOT because he's a better racer -- but because I just don't care! I DO fake a good effort though...and even cheer for him at the end.
 
The Man Caves are coming, people. The Man Caves are coming!
 
To Do: [✔] Generate content; [✔] Develop website; [✔] Get national media attention; [_] Change the world; @LifeOfDadShow #tv #changetheworld
 
"pleasedonttouchanythingthankyou" -- Used often in public as an exclamation, I think this word should be officially added to the English dictionary.
 
Hey, Tom...I like your "Ten Years Later" article about 9/11, man...I too worked in the media business back then. http://lifeofdad.com/blog_post.php?pid=2921
 
My son woke covered with pee from neck to knees and apparently couldn't be happier about it.
 
I would eat just goldfish and cheerios all day, if it was socially acceptable.
 
I always thought those kid leashes were absurd, right up until my kid started walking.
 
In Breaking Environmental News: Erosion in Southern California took a drastic turn for the worst as Kayleigh and Joseph brought 90% of the beaches home in their bathing suits.
 
Let's get this Dad-Chelor party STARTED, brotha! 8)
 
My 5-year-old son totally knows what a "synonym" is...But, he pronounces it like "cinnamon"...I am proud nonetheless.
 
You want me to pay you a "hundred millionny thousand dollars" for that plastic orange? Sir, I accuse you of price gouging.
 
I walked into my 5-year-old son's room today as he was playing all by himself. Outta nowhere, he asks me, "What are you doing in MY room?" ... ... ... "Uhh...Well, son, this is my HOUSE!"
 
You're temperature is only 104.2?? I just assumed that when your brother hit 105 you'd want to outdo him. Way to shoot for mediocrity. Here's your silver medal, Second Place.
 
I think Kayleigh is faking this 106 fever just so she can watch more TV.
 
After years of bathing my son, to finally teach him how to bathe himself I came up with a cool little song, and it TOTALLY WORKED! ...Here goes: "When you get into the tub, scrub everything... / ...Everything??? / ...EVERYTHING!!! / When you get into the tub, scrub EVERYTHING!!! / ...And that's how you TAKE A BATH!!!" ... ... ...Done and done.
 
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