Wintertime, Abridged - Life of Dad

If you spend any time on the Life of Dad Facebook page (and if you don’t, you totally should), you’ve likely noticed that we love asking you to describe things like ‘fatherhood’ and ‘getting your kids dressed for school’ in as few words as possible. Because some of us Life of Dad crew are located in chilly climates, we wanted to read how the dads and moms of our Facebook community would sum up WINTER in 3 words or less. This, friends, is wintertime abridged. And yeah, we freezing cold Life of Dad-ers LOVE reading about how warm you are right now in Texas, Vegas, Florida, Australia… LOVE IT!

Leslie Blumer: F

Leslie Blumer: F$&k this $h!t.

Joi Grady: I think there’s 3 winters in Chicago.
December winter- Christmastime, cheer, love.
January winter- cold, bleak, grey.
February winter- kill, me, now!

Josh Rickard: Not the same. Winters used to be cold and snowy. Last 5 years, winter has been, snow, cold, warm, cold, some snow, warm, rain, warmer, snow and rain, cold, then spring arrives.

Joe Curran: What is Winter?
I reside in South Florida. It’s been below 60 a total of 3 days so far this “winter”.

John Kirkland: Not long enough (I live in the southeast. Winter is literally 3 days long).

Stephanie Roy: Bucket of suck.

Johnny Fortner: The Deathly Hallows.

Matt Phillips: Keeps beer cold.

Marcus E. Wilson: Big heating bill.

Eryn Hanckel: 6 months away!! In the middle of a heat wave in Australia.

Valeria López: Cold. Toilet. Seats. And heat pump repair dayton is essential.

Phil Freeman: Hurts my face.

Matt Stickrod: I need more than three words, because that amount doesn’t even cover half of the obscenities that are required to describe winter.

Now it’s your turn. How do you describe winter in 3 words? Tell us on Facebook!

amp;k this $h!t.

Joi Grady: I think there’s 3 winters in Chicago.
December winter- Christmastime, cheer, love.
January winter- cold, bleak, grey.
February winter- kill, me, now!

Josh Rickard: Not the same. Winters used to be cold and snowy. Last 5 years, winter has been, snow, cold, warm, cold, some snow, warm, rain, warmer, snow and rain, cold, then spring arrives.

Joe Curran: What is Winter?
I reside in South Florida. It’s been below 60 a total of 3 days so far this “winter”.

John Kirkland: Not long enough (I live in the southeast. Winter is literally 3 days long).

Stephanie Roy: Bucket of suck.

Johnny Fortner: The Deathly Hallows.

Matt Phillips: Keeps beer cold.

Marcus E. Wilson: Big heating bill.

Eryn Hanckel: 6 months away!! In the middle of a heat wave in Australia.

Valeria López: Cold. Toilet. Seats.

Phil Freeman: Hurts my face.

Matt Stickrod: I need more than three words, because that amount doesn’t even cover half of the obscenities that are required to describe winter.

Now it’s your turn. How do you describe winter in 3 words? Tell us on Facebook!

amp;k this $h!t.

Joi Grady: I think there’s 3 winters in Chicago.
December winter- Christmastime, cheer, love.
January winter- cold, bleak, grey.
February winter- kill, me, now!

Josh Rickard: Not the same. Winters used to be cold and snowy. Last 5 years, winter has been, snow, cold, warm, cold, some snow, warm, rain, warmer, snow and rain, cold, then spring arrives.

Joe Curran: What is Winter?
I reside in South Florida. It’s been below 60 a total of 3 days so far this “winter”.

John Kirkland: Not long enough (I live in the southeast. Winter is literally 3 days long).

Stephanie Roy: Bucket of suck.

Johnny Fortner: The Deathly Hallows.

Matt Phillips: Keeps beer cold.

Marcus E. Wilson: Big heating bill.

Eryn Hanckel: 6 months away!! In the middle of a heat wave in Australia.

Valeria López: Cold. Toilet. Seats.

Phil Freeman: Hurts my face.

Matt Stickrod: I need more than three words, because that amount doesn’t even cover half of the obscenities that are required to describe winter.

Now it’s your turn. How do you describe winter in 3 words? Tell us on Facebook!

amp;k this $h!t.

Joi Grady: I think there’s 3 winters in Chicago.
December winter- Christmastime, cheer, love.
January winter- cold, bleak, grey.
February winter- kill, me, now!

Josh Rickard: Not the same. Winters used to be cold and snowy. Last 5 years, winter has been, snow, cold, warm, cold, some snow, warm, rain, warmer, snow and rain, cold, then spring arrives.

Joe Curran: What is Winter?
I reside in South Florida. It’s been below 60 a total of 3 days so far this “winter”.

John Kirkland: Not long enough (I live in the southeast. Winter is literally 3 days long).

Stephanie Roy: Bucket of suck.

Johnny Fortner: The Deathly Hallows.

Matt Phillips: Keeps beer cold.

Marcus E. Wilson: Big heating bill.

Eryn Hanckel: 6 months away!! In the middle of a heat wave in Australia.

Valeria López: Cold. Toilet. Seats.

Phil Freeman: Hurts my face.

Matt Stickrod: I need more than three words, because that amount doesn’t even cover half of the obscenities that are required to describe winter.

Now it’s your turn. How do you describe winter in 3 words? Tell us on Facebook!

amp;k this $h!t.

Joi Grady: I think there’s 3 winters in Chicago.
December winter- Christmastime, cheer, love.
January winter- cold, bleak, grey.
February winter- kill, me, now!

Josh Rickard: Not the same. Winters used to be cold and snowy. Last 5 years, winter has been, snow, cold, warm, cold, some snow, warm, rain, warmer, snow and rain, cold, then spring arrives.

Joe Curran: What is Winter?
I reside in South Florida. It’s been below 60 a total of 3 days so far this “winter”.

John Kirkland: Not long enough (I live in the southeast. Winter is literally 3 days long).

Stephanie Roy: Bucket of suck.

Johnny Fortner: The Deathly Hallows.

Matt Phillips: Keeps beer cold.

Marcus E. Wilson: Big heating bill.

Eryn Hanckel: 6 months away!! In the middle of a heat wave in Australia.

Valeria López: Cold. Toilet. Seats.

Phil Freeman: Hurts my face.

Matt Stickrod: I need more than three words, because that amount doesn’t even cover half of the obscenities that are required to describe winter.

Now it’s your turn. How do you describe winter in 3 words? Tell us on Facebook!

amp;k this $h!t.

Joi Grady: I think there’s 3 winters in Chicago.
December winter- Christmastime, cheer, love.
January winter- cold, bleak, grey.
February winter- kill, me, now!

Josh Rickard: Not the same. Winters used to be cold and snowy. Last 5 years, winter has been, snow, cold, warm, cold, some snow, warm, rain, warmer, snow and rain, cold, then spring arrives.

Joe Curran: What is Winter?
I reside in South Florida. It’s been below 60 a total of 3 days so far this “winter”.

John Kirkland: Not long enough (I live in the southeast. Winter is literally 3 days long).

Stephanie Roy: Bucket of suck.

Johnny Fortner: The Deathly Hallows.

Matt Phillips: Keeps beer cold.

Marcus E. Wilson: Big heating bill.

Eryn Hanckel: 6 months away!! In the middle of a heat wave in Australia.

Valeria López: Cold. Toilet. Seats.

Phil Freeman: Hurts my face.

Matt Stickrod: I need more than three words, because that amount doesn’t even cover half of the obscenities that are required to describe winter.

Now it’s your turn. How do you describe winter in 3 words? Tell us on Facebook!

amp;k this $h!t.

Joi Grady: I think there’s 3 winters in Chicago.
December winter- Christmastime, cheer, love.
January winter- cold, bleak, grey.
February winter- kill, me, now!

Josh Rickard: Not the same. Winters used to be cold and snowy. Last 5 years, winter has been, snow, cold, warm, cold, some snow, warm, rain, warmer, snow and rain, cold, then spring arrives.

Joe Curran: What is Winter?
I reside in South Florida. It’s been below 60 a total of 3 days so far this “winter”.

John Kirkland: Not long enough (I live in the southeast. Winter is literally 3 days long).

Stephanie Roy: Bucket of suck.

Johnny Fortner: The Deathly Hallows.

Matt Phillips: Keeps beer cold.

Marcus E. Wilson: Big heating bill.

Eryn Hanckel: 6 months away!! In the middle of a heat wave in Australia.

Valeria López: Cold. Toilet. Seats.

Phil Freeman: Hurts my face.

Matt Stickrod: I need more than three words, because that amount doesn’t even cover half of the obscenities that are required to describe winter.

Now it’s your turn. How do you describe winter in 3 words? Tell us on Facebook!

amp;k this $h!t.

Joi Grady: I think there’s 3 winters in Chicago.
December winter- Christmastime, cheer, love.
January winter- cold, bleak, grey.
February winter- kill, me, now!

Josh Rickard: Not the same. Winters used to be cold and snowy. Last 5 years, winter has been, snow, cold, warm, cold, some snow, warm, rain, warmer, snow and rain, cold, then spring arrives.

Joe Curran: What is Winter?
I reside in South Florida. It’s been below 60 a total of 3 days so far this “winter”.

John Kirkland: Not long enough (I live in the southeast. Winter is literally 3 days long).

Stephanie Roy: Bucket of suck.

Johnny Fortner: The Deathly Hallows.

Matt Phillips: Keeps beer cold.

Marcus E. Wilson: Big heating bill.

Eryn Hanckel: 6 months away!! In the middle of a heat wave in Australia.

Valeria López: Cold. Toilet. Seats.

Phil Freeman: Hurts my face.

Matt Stickrod: I need more than three words, because that amount doesn’t even cover half of the obscenities that are required to describe winter.