The script is different for every dad and there are constant rewrites but here are 17 possible titles for the horror movie about fatherhood, as shared with us by our Life of Dad Facebook community. What’s your favorite?
If there was a horror movie about fatherhood, what would it be called?
Posted by Life of Dad on Tuesday, June 13, 2017
Stephan Martinez: “It Wakes At Night and Watches You”
Mark Sliman: Pregnancy test positive
Georgia Ann Armijo: Shitsplosion: the diaper that kills.
Nick Truskowski: Night of the Un-dad
Brenda Deaton: The Silent Toddler
Ben Federspiel: The liquor cabinet is empty!!!!
Kyle Henry: Family Court.
Randy Horton: The 2 AM Scream!
Nathan Joslin: What’s that smell?
Rafael Castillo: The Death of Silence
Mitch Hemann: House Of 1,000 LEGOS.
Darby Mitchell: We’re only 4 months into it, so I’m going to have to say, “The Blow Out.”
Max Schlubach: “15 seconds for 15 years”.
Brandon Marshall: The Crappening.
Rosie Al-Sabahi: Nightmare on Sesame Street.
Mitch Hemann: It Wants To Sleep With Mommy and Daddy.
Scott Shill: You are all overthinking this. The best horror movie titles tell you the focus of the terror but aren’t too specific. The simpler, the better. I submit the following for consideration:
The Offspring
What title would you give to a horror movie about being a dad? Tell us on Facebook!
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