Dinner sucks.
It’s easily the worst time of day. You spend all this time putting together a nice nutritious meal, only to see half of it end up on the floor or up someone’s nose. Is there any wonder why kids nowadays eat macaroni and cheese and microwaved chicken nuggets? We just can’t it anymore, so we make things as easy on us as possible. I spend more time arguing with my kids to eat their food then I do eating mine. Then after the carnage is done, I’ve eaten all my food AND all their leftovers. If I were describe dinner in three words, they would be:
“Dad gets fat.”
Our Life of Dad users seem to be in the same boat as me. Here is dinner described in three words.
Sao Ko: “So it begins.”
Katie McCrady: “I’m not hungry.”
Maria Lamey Elam: “Just sit down.”
P.J. Besieger: “Gimmie something else.”
Richard Grubb: “Just eat it!!!!!!!”
Matt Stewart: “Use your spoon.”
Ken Lanc: “Stop eating spoon!!….”
Bobbi Mills Brawn: “Oh please no.”
Angela Paul: “Don’t throw it!”
Michael Gilmer: “On The Floor.”
Sara-fey Etherington: “Need new carpet.”
Roger Wilson: “Jackson Pollock painting.”
Andrew Boxell: “What a mess.”
Joseph Lewis: “Sweep mop repeat.”
Greg Muise: “WHAT……JUST……..HAPPENED?”
Cats Mat: “Five… hours… later ….”
Bryan Magby: “Are we done?”
Mikaela Logan: “Parents don’t eat.”
Ashley Doyle: “Xanax, Valium, Ativan.”
CJ Bruner: “Just absolutely awful.”