Happy Penis And Other NSFW Mispronunciations

When kids are learning how to speak, you’re bound to get a lot of gibberish. Most times it’s nonsense that vaguely resembles the word they’re going for. Instead of asking for a glass of milk, they sound like a drunken Scottish uncle asking for “Ay gloosh ay mulkch”. But every so often, when kids offer mispronunciations the stars align to bring us some wonderful gems. Average talk becomes NSFW classics that fill us with Happy Penis.