If you have kids, there are some things you are guaranteed to say before they reach Kindergarten and the list is extensive…

Things like:

  • Don’t put that in your nose.
  • Why does the food get everywhere BUT in his mouth?
  • I didn’t realize I could love someone this much.
  • How can I take her to the park and the only thing she wants to play with is the one dirty cigarette butt on the ground?
  • (And speaking of butts) What can I use on a bad diaper rash?

Guaranteed.

Every parent will say these things, at least once, before his or her child turns 5. Most of it is a mystery of philosophical proportions. But number five? That has a definitive answer. What can you use for #KickingRash? Boudreaux’s Butt Paste®.

If good parenting earned you badges, like “Hero of Disguising Greens at Dinner” or “Conqueror of the Colic,” this Butt Paste would give you the title: “Lord of Rash Kicking”. It was one of the surest remedies in our household when we had little ones in diapers. And now there is a maximum strength jar with over two times the rash fighting power of the original formula! Maximum effectiveness without the harsh ingredients; it’s tough on rash and gentle on the booty. And it’s fun to say.

Have you tried butt paste? Yeah, as many times as I can work that sentence into my daily conversations, I do.

These student loan bills are killing me. Have you tried butt paste?

Great; they’re telling me the car needs new brakes. Have you tried butt paste?

I burned dinner. Have you tried butt paste?

Sadly, Butt Paste has its limitations.

But when it comes to #KickingRash, you can rest assured, it does the job. Use it. Recommend it.

I’ll let you know when I discover the answer to why, no matter how many teething rings you buy your baby, they will always prefer dirty cigarette butts. But until then, continue making the world a better place, Lord of Rash Kicking. Your badge is in the mail.

EDITOR’S NOTE: This is a sponsored post on behalf of Boudreaux’s Butt Paste and their #KickingRash campaign, however, the journey in wiping out troubles is all mine. To learn more, follow them HERE, on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

 

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