Riddle: What Is Never Lost But Can Never Be Found?

Where did I leave my car keys? Wallet? Who took the phone charger??

In the life of a dad, there are a million things that are not lost but are always hard to find. Here are the things the dads of our Facebook community cannot find right now…and forever!

Mike Collins: My sanity…
I think I left it at the hospital when we brought are first son home.
I found it once but our second son thru it out the window during a trip.
Someone returned it but our 3rd son traded it for a Pokemon card.
I have no clue where it is now.

Duane Ball: Energy to go to work, fix things around the house, do the dishes and laundry, keep up with my son, pay bills and be an adult in general.

Michael Sanchez: When they were younger, it was always ‘one shoe!’
Now, (they’re teens) it’s “Dad, where’s my charger?” Or “Can you call my phone?”

Jeffrey Harrison: My 4 year old as soon as I say the words “bed time” normal thing is to look for him in the normal spots and if you can’t find him just walk around saying that I have chocolate and it tastes great, 1/2 second later there he is!

Yakov Gorodnitsky: The one specific bath squirtie that my daughter needs and doesn’t remember where she left. Is it in the bathtub, her room, in the playroom, in her brother’s room, or in the basement ballpit (good luck if it’s there) she remembers all of their names, but where they are..she memorizes books, and songs from TV shows, but bath squirtie location!

Jimmy McMahon: A pair off socks instead of odd ones.

Donovan Mullen: Pacifier. They are like the left sock. They disappear into a reality separate from our own after a certain amount of time.

Brendan McGuinness: Every time I open a shitty nappy I realize I have no fucking idea where the baby wipes are!!!!!

Martin A. Temple: Anything the wife touches that’s mine…it just disappears into to thin air!

Orlando Gallegos: Narnia, but you’re not supposed to look for it. It finds you!

Nea Wienczkowski: My work badge.. It’s on a leash which for her means dental floss.

Randy Nulph: Honestly a decent woman that would accept me and my kids.

Michael So’oto: People with common sense or a sense of accountability.

Jc Gentner: The right lid and flow control thingy for the damn sippie cups. Drives me insane.

Miguel Gesmundo: Everything that in a safe place. Keep forgetting where those damn places are!

Dave Green: What my fiancé wants for dinner.

Joey Miranda: Waldo.