Last night I saw Lady Gaga live at Ellen’s Season Eight Premiere Show at the VMA’s.

This morning I heard my baby “gaga” live in our condo in Los Angeles.

I couldn’t help but notice the similarities and differences between these two humans.  Ladies and Gentlemen… Baby vs. Gaga.

Gaga:  Female
Baby:  Female

Gaga:  Born in New York City
Baby:  Born in Los Angeles

Gaga:  Was wearing an outfit composed mostly of meat last night
Baby:  Was wearing an outfit composed mostly of green beans after her green bean breakfast this morning

Gaga:  Yankees fan (she flipped the bird to Mets fans at Citi Field)
Baby:  Mets fan (she flips the bird to Yanks fans everywhere)

Gaga:  Refers to her fans as “Little Monsters”
Baby:  May some day be afraid of monsters

Gaga: Will wear whatever her wardrobe people give her
Baby:  Will wear whatever her wardrobe people give her

Gaga:  Has been a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Baby:  Has been a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

Gaga: Was once a baby, then became a Gaga
Baby: Is now a baby, and hopefully will never become a Gaga