Last night I saw Lady Gaga live at Ellen’s Season Eight Premiere Show at the VMA’s.
This morning I heard my baby “gaga” live in our condo in Los Angeles.
I couldn’t help but notice the similarities and differences between these two humans. Ladies and Gentlemen… Baby vs. Gaga.
Gaga: Female
Baby: Female
Gaga: Born in New York City
Baby: Born in Los Angeles
Gaga: Was wearing an outfit composed mostly of meat last night
Baby: Was wearing an outfit composed mostly of green beans after her green bean breakfast this morning
Gaga: Yankees fan (she flipped the bird to Mets fans at Citi Field)
Baby: Mets fan (she flips the bird to Yanks fans everywhere)
Gaga: Refers to her fans as “Little Monsters”
Baby: May some day be afraid of monsters
Gaga: Will wear whatever her wardrobe people give her
Baby: Will wear whatever her wardrobe people give her
Gaga: Has been a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Baby: Has been a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
Gaga: Was once a baby, then became a Gaga
Baby: Is now a baby, and hopefully will never become a Gaga