There are some very funny parents on the internet, so we decided to round up our favorite tweets of the week from some of the funniest moms and dads on Twitter! We hope you enjoy these as much as we did!
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List of things my kids are willing to eat:
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 3, 2019
I just groaned in frustration and my 7yo said “Yeah, I feel ya” without looking up from Minecraft
— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) January 6, 2019
Parenting, 50 years ago: I have so much to teach you, children.
Parenting, now: I have so much to Google for you, children.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 1, 2019
Watching my toddler play Minecraft and I honestly have no idea if he’s the worst Minecraft player of all time or an absolute prodigy.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) January 7, 2019
This year, I want to be a better mother, but having kids is making that impossible.
— m😬mma unfiltered (@MommaUnfiltered) January 2, 2019
“Do you even know what a meme is?” – my 9yo, testing my ability to resist murder
— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 2, 2019
Stranger who doesn't know me or my kids: Oh you should really put socks on them- they're gonna get sick!
Me, who does know me and my kids: Believe me, if they get sick it'll be from all the junk food I let them eat and the public items they lick when they think I'm not looking.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) January 3, 2019
Get your kids an alphabet puzzle so you can hear them recite their ABCs 26 times to find out which piece comes next.
— Twin Dad (@TwinSurvivalist) January 5, 2019
My 9yo son just told me that when he grows up he’s gonna live in our basement and play Fortnite all day, so that totally frees up the money we were saving for college. It almost feels like winning the lottery, if the winnings came with your adult son living in your basement.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 6, 2019
ME: What happened to all the granola bars I bought yesterday??
KID: Before I say anything, can we discuss this calmly?
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) January 2, 2019
9yo: Dad, who invented tissues?
Me: Don’t know
9yo: Was it did Bob Tissue?
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 4, 2019
asked my son what his favorite part of aquaman was & he said “the part with the water” so maybe it’s time we reevaluate common core
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) January 3, 2019
Me: my kids don’t go back to school until January 8th.
911 Operator: Oh God.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 31, 2018
I’m at my most philanthropic when I’m threatening to donate all my kids’ toys to Goodwill.
— The Mom at Law (@TheMomAtLaw) January 6, 2019
My 7 year-old son is wearing a clip-on tie and a hoodie and when asked why he said ‘Because I think I should’ and that’s the kind of energy I want to bring into 2019
— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) January 2, 2019
Me: Now I’m going to sit down and relax on the couch with a beer.
Child: QUICK GET THE PLUNGER!!
Me: Never mind.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) January 6, 2019