There are some very funny parents on the internet, so we decided to round up our favorite tweets of the week from some of the funniest moms and dads on Twitter! We hope you enjoy these as much as we did!
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Shoutout to all the parents who're ruining their teens' life by making them wear weather appropriate clothing
— Healthy Living for Hot Messes (@HLFHM) October 16, 2018
My son said “wait a minute,” then stuck out his butt, farted, and slowly left the room smiling.
Raising the next group of Einstein’s here
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 19, 2018
That time you saved jumping the line in pick-up would probably be best used to buy a different car bc we have long memories in this lot, silver minivan.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) October 16, 2018
Yes, I WILL miss this when they're older. But I fully reserve my right to bitch and complain right now.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) October 16, 2018
Me: So, what did you bring home from preschool today?!?
3yo: *sneezes*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 16, 2018
The preschoolers on this farm hayride are so adorable holding their tiny pumpkins and oh look someone’s kid just vomited in my lap.
— Ms. Havisham (@MissHavisham) October 18, 2018
My kids are officially "1 package of ground beef isn't enough for tacos" years old…
— Chris Read (@CanadianDadBlog) October 17, 2018
My 9yo and I were reading a joke book and I asked “What kind of bird never gets a haircut” and she answered “bald eagle” without hesitation, and I might feel as proud of her the day she graduates college. MIGHT.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 16, 2018
*kids acting like maniacs, wreaking absolute havoc throughout the house*
Wife: We’re gonna miss this one day.
Me: That’s so depressing.— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 15, 2018
What level of parenting have you reached when you actually LIKE Baby Shark?
— Walking Outside In Slippers (@WalkingOutside) October 18, 2018
A kids version of the “Saw” movie but they can only escape by eating a sandwich with the crusts on.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) October 16, 2018
Hey Siri, why does this Lego set cost more than my house
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 16, 2018
my son needs help with his algebra homework so i snuck out the back door and started a new life in costa rica
— kim beans (@KimmyMonte) October 15, 2018
Ahh, I love the sound of my kids’ screen time in the morning.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) October 21, 2018
You can tell a dad’s age by counting the number of hours he spends a weekend “just waiting in the car.”
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 21, 2018
My daughter can remember every dance routine she's ever done, a gazillion different cheers, and that one time I forgot to pack her socks on vacation 4 years ago. Yet, getting her to remember to separate her underwear from her pants is too much to handle.
— Magnificently〰️Messy (@Musings_of_wine) October 19, 2018
"Stop hitting me!"
– kid who is hitting their sibling
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) October 17, 2018
I have one child playing Fortnite & another playing Call of Duty. I’m hearing yelling coming from both of their rooms.
Seems like a great time to “accidentally” turn off the wi-fi.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) October 15, 2018
My daughter has been telling other school children on the playground that the swings are haunted by a ghost girl that jumped off the swings, fell, hit her head, and died.
Now she’s got the swings all to herself, and other kids think she’s tough and fearless.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 17, 2018
As the old saying goes, "When the kids are away, a Mom will throw out as many of their toys as she can without making it obvious to them when they get back from school."
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) October 19, 2018