There are some very funny parents on the internet, and to celebrate Mother’s Day, we decided to round up our favorite tweets from some of the funniest moms and dads on Twitter as it relates to mom’s favorite day of the year! We hope you enjoy these as much as we did!
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So many mother's day traditions, but none as close to my heart as my husband screaming at my kids to get out of the kitchen while he cooks.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) May 13, 2018
If you’re not awakened by small children lovingly shoving handmade gifts in your face at 6am, is it even Mother’s Day?
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 13, 2018
Motherhood is a gift. I love that I gave up my body, mind and soul for a small human who yells at me if I don’t remember where he left one specific toy
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) May 13, 2018
I'm sure my kids were trying to surprise me, but I figured out what they're giving me for Mother's Day. A headache. They are giving me a headache.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 12, 2018
*buys purse*
Hubs: Is that new?
Me: It's for Mother's Day.
*buys earrings*
H: Those are cool.
M: They're for Mother's Day.
*buys shoes*
H: Umm
M: They're for Mother's –
H: Don't say Mother's Day.
M:
H:
M: Month. They're for Mother's Month.— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) May 12, 2018
Oh you're at a spa that's cool i'm watching my 7yr old build a home in Minecraft and my husband and other kids are burning things in the kitchen
— ??Elisabeth?? (@YourMomsucksTho) May 13, 2018
Happy Mother’s Day! You grew a human inside you and in honor of that you will be made over cooked eggs and pancakes. Now rest up while your family does a horrible job cleaning it all up.
— Lord Jame (@ObscureGent) May 13, 2018
You don’t have to get us anything for Mother’s Day just don’t ask where everything is for one day and we’ll be happy.
Sincerely,
all moms— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) May 13, 2018
Happy Mother’s Day to all my fellow dog parents! Oh, and moms with real children, enjoy your shitty breakfast, and macaroni art gift, lol.
— Monica (@Monicann86) May 13, 2018
ONLY 34 MORE DAYS TILL FATHER'S DAY!!!!
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) May 13, 2018
Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM.
Happy Mother’s Day
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 13, 2018
This morning-
[this tweet has been interrupted by my wife’s Mother’s Day “gtf off your phone” death stare]
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) May 13, 2018
Happy Mother’s Day to moms of all kinds, but mostly to the ones who know that the plural of “moms” doesn’t have an apostrophe.
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) May 13, 2018
My kids made me Mother's Day cards covered in glitter, which is like the opposite of saying I love you.
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) May 14, 2017
Kids set a new Mother’s Day record by giving their mom a good 27 minutes of peace before making her yell at them.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) May 13, 2018
ME: [trying to prepare a mother’s day breakfast-in-bed]
MY TODDLER: maybe mommy could do it better
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 13, 2018
Continuing the family tradition of my kids letting their dad sleep in on Mother’s Day.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) May 13, 2018
Today, remind Mom what it’s like to be her child by writing her a personal note in the comments section of an unrelated Facebook post.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 13, 2018