There are some very funny parents on the internet, so we decided to round up our favorite tweets of the week from some of the funniest moms and dads on Twitter! We hope you enjoy these as much as we did!
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Anyone else watch He-man as a kid and kinda feel like maybe Skeletor may have had a sensible claim to a skull-shaped castle named Grayskull?
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) June 14, 2018
I’m paying respects to my late father today by switching off the light each time I leave a room. It’s what he would have wanted.
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) June 17, 2018
In all modesty any mug I drink out of is a “world’s greatest dad” mug.
— Distracted Dad (@Distracted_Dad) June 17, 2018
There is nothing like throwing away toys. I feel drunk with the power of one thousand mothers.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) June 16, 2018
Since becoming a dad, living life on the edge now means forgetting to pack baby wipes before you head out with a toddler and infant for two hours.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) June 15, 2018
You kids these days don’t know how good you have it. In my day, you could beat Bowser in level 9 on Super Mario AND knock out Mike Tyson, but no one even knew because YouTube didn’t exist yet.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 16, 2018
It’s cool how kids can go like 7 hours without peeing when you’re at home, but when you’re out need a bathroom break every 45 minutes at minimum.
— Life at Tiffany’s (@lifeattiffanys) June 16, 2018
Told my toddler today was Father’s Day and she said “you’re welcome” if you were wondering how the current batch of Generation Z is coming along.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 17, 2018
“and THEEEeeeeEEEEEnnnn…”
-kids when you think their twenty-minute story is over
— ?your mom? (@eff_yeah_steph) June 16, 2018
Kids – Cute in pictures; sticky in person.
— Kerry ? (@whatbabytalk) June 16, 2018
Called my dad to wish him a Happy Father’s Day and we spent the whole time discussing back pain and ibuprofen. The circle is now complete.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) June 17, 2018
First week of summer break: Trips to the park, the beach, and the zoo
Second week of summer break: The wi-fi is your mother now
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) June 13, 2018
21yo daughter called:
Complaining about other drivers, her job, and how much she pays in taxes.They grow up so fast!
— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) June 16, 2018
KID: dad, I think a ghost is in my room
ME: the ghost in the scary movie I said not to watch?
KID: yes
ME: well good luck. that thing's freaky as hell. goodnight
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) June 14, 2018
Good morning. My kids are fighting for the same seat on the couch. Which is an extra large sectional.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) June 14, 2018
Kid:
Watches me make toastWatches me put peanut butter on the toast
Watches me eat the toast
Watches me put plate in the sink
Watches me walk towards the bathroom to pee
“Did you have peanut butter toast? I smell peanut butter. Can I have some?”
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) June 13, 2018
8yo: *holds up my cookie* Do you know what this is?
Me: What?
8yo: It’s mine now *takes a bite— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 14, 2018
The boys I nanny for just asked me where I work and I didnt have the heart to tell them their parents pay me to hang out with them so now they think I work at Chili’s
— bella lawton (@bellalawtonn) June 12, 2018
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there except the one in Cat’s in the Cradle.
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) June 17, 2018
my daughter brought home a drawing from preschool today and when i asked enthusiastically “honey, did you draw this???” she replied “someone else did but i took it”
— infinity + 1 (@stuckinaportal) June 11, 2018
I just saw a kid do a fast dab and hit himself in the face, and I whispered well that’s what you get.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) June 13, 2018
No one ever cares that dad may be afraid of that weird bug found in the house too.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 15, 2018