There are some very funny parents on the internet, so we decided to round up our favorite tweets of the week from some of the funniest moms and dads on Twitter! We hope you enjoy these as much as we did!
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Dilemma: I don’t want my kids to melt their brains with video games but I also don’t want them to talk to me for at least three more hours.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 21, 2018
My 7: Mom, How do you organize a party in space?
Me: I don’t know, how do you?
My 7: You planet.Love that boy.
— Chelle (@Fab_Mommy_) August 20, 2018
*Passive aggressively refers to all the little toys as Hatchimals* .
— Walking Outside In Slippers (@WalkingOutside) August 21, 2018
After my family finishes dinner.
Me: “Anyone want ice cream?”
My kids reaction. #LifeofDad pic.twitter.com/N0rZzLJkH7— DadatWork (@ArtEddy3) August 23, 2018
Asking a woman to choose her favourite Disney movie is like asking her to choose her favourite child. My mum always choose Aristocats and my middle sister.
— Michael Armstrong (@The_Big_Drink) August 24, 2018
Sesame Street sounds like a pretty seedy place.
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) August 24, 2018
Damn, looks like I brought the wrong 47 children's books on our road trip.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 22, 2018
If you guys need anything, just get my 6yo to ask her grandma for it.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) August 20, 2018
My neighbor’s kids are over and I kindly offered their daughter a snack. My 8yo said, “My mom is trying to be nice but she’s really evil” and dammit, my secret is out.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) August 20, 2018
My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.
— Octopus/Caveman (@OctopusCaveman) August 26, 2018
https://twitter.com/MamaFizzles/status/1032988654308745217
I called my son’s school to see if they would take him a week early and apparently they “don’t do that” and I “need to stop calling.”
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 23, 2018
Not sure if my wife gets mad when I nap. I can’t tell because she always sends our son to wake me up with an air horn.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) August 26, 2018
My 8 year old just screamed WE'LL HAVE THE USUAL at the McDonald's drive thru
— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) August 25, 2018
9yo: Mom, do you know where the hairbrush is?
Me: [brushing my hair with a fork] No.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 22, 2018
Me: The kids are being really well-behaved. This is a perfect time to make that phone call.
Kids: Dad’s making a phone call. Now is the perfect time to have that tantrum contest.— Distracted Dad (@Distracted_Dad) August 22, 2018
“What’s it like having a two year old boy?”
*throws a toy car at his face*
Like that.— Dan (@dadopotamus) August 22, 2018
I’ve always considered myself to be a “cool dad” until this very moment when I said to my kid that he should relaxamatazz until his broheims come over
— Swim Jeans? (@ShortSleeveSuit) August 24, 2018
Just yelled at my 8yo to stop throwing rocks down the slide at this playground. He's sitting next to me. I have no idea who I just yelled at.
How's your morning going….
— Magnificently〰️Messy (@Musings_of_wine) August 18, 2018
The parents that say the pain of stepping on a Lego is the most painful parenting pain have never experienced the joy of having a razor scooter slam into the back of their ankles.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 25, 2018