There are some very funny parents on the internet, so we decided to round up our favorite tweets of the week from some of the funniest moms and dads on Twitter! We hope you enjoy these as much as we did!
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8yo: *drawing family portrait*
Me: Hey, aren’t you forgetting someone?
8yo: Oh yeah. *draws Fortnight character*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 4, 2018
In the car with 3 yo in the backseat:
3 yo: Mommy, look.
Me: I can't. I'm driving.
*Repeat × 25*
Me: Do you want me to crash?! I can't look! I'm DRIVING.
3 yo: Mommy, look.
— Walking Outside In Slippers (@WalkingOutside) October 5, 2018
8yo: *bumps head* THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
Me: Don't be so dramatic!Wife: *walks in* We're going apple picking!
Me: THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 5, 2018
I had to dress up for a wedding today and when my 6 yr old saw me he exclaimed that I "looked beautiful! Just like Peaches!"
Peaches is our dog.
— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) October 7, 2018
Of note: your wife may not find the farting noises app as funny as you and your son do while out at a restaurant for dinner…
— Life of Dad (@LifeofDadShow) October 6, 2018
9: Where’s dad? I need his help.
Me: Anything your dad can do, I can do. What do you need?
9: When I flushed the toilet, it keeps rising.
Me: Go find your dad.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) September 29, 2018
Say what you will about modern parenting; catching your kid pretending to “unbox” something is funny as hell.
— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) October 5, 2018
Parenting is a walk in the park. But the park is minefield and you’re walking on stilts. Also the mines are the size of trampolines.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) October 4, 2018
I believe the children are our future, but sometimes my child gets out of bed and stands over me silently in the night so, yeah, the future scares me a little.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) October 3, 2018
I'm not sure what could have inspired someone to coin the phrase "the shit hit the fan," but I'm pretty sure their kid was involved.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 3, 2018
teacher: your son doesn’t think that 6 is a number
me: oh lol totally forgot we told him that
— the pan-midwesterner (@panmidwest) October 4, 2018
Listen. I’m raising kids. I think that makes me mentally strong. I shouldn’t be expected to exercise too.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 2, 2018
Found the 5y.o. sitting on the couch at 5:45am watching TV & eating Doritos, and I’m pretty sure nothing in his day at kindergarten is going to top that.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 2, 2018
ME: "Go pick up your room."
The 8yo: "When I'm a teenager and you ask me to do that I'm just gonna get in my car and drive away."
Hahahaha he thinks he'll have a car hahahaha
— JEFF WILD (@jiffywild) October 6, 2018
I’ll never understand how my kids can turn LEGO into a full-contact sport.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 7, 2018
out of the blue my 10 yr old asked me if i was running for president and i said no and then he put his arm around me and said it was time for a woman to be president and it should be me and we hugged and hugged and then he asked for a video game he wanted
— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) October 4, 2018
Me: After 10 years of parenting, I’ve become very good at carrying on a conversation with myself.
Also me: Yes, I can see that.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 3, 2018
When a solicitor calls, I just hand the phone to my 8-year-old and tell him this nice lady wants to hear every last detail about your Minecraft village.
— Anna Grace (@graceupongracie) October 3, 2018
8yo: Can we play a little before the bus comes?
Me: Yeah ok, but remember it’s school picture day, so don’t-
8yo: *flips head first over handle bars of scooter into pile of leaves*
Me: -forget to ask your teacher about retake day
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 4, 2018