There are some very funny parents on the internet, so we decided to round up our favorite tweets of the week from some of the funniest moms and dads on Twitter! We hope you enjoy these as much as we did!
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The kids have been away for a few days and I just found a pair of inside-out pants with underwear still stuck to them in my 5yo’s room and clutched it to my chest like an ex’s hoodie.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 7, 2018
My toddler’s been repeatedly saying “you’re so funny, daddy” and while my heart tells me it’s genuine, everything else tells me she’s discovered sarcasm.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 7, 2018
My 8yo screamed “I’m the Super Groin Kicker 2000,” and charged at me. I’ve been locked in my room ever since.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) April 6, 2018
Good morning. It took me three hours to make my toddler wear pants.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) April 3, 2018
My wife bought 24 Hostess cupcakes for my son to take to school tomorrow for his birthday treat. I didn't know that's what they were for. I hope 8 kids are absent tomorrow.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 8, 2018
Buy your kid their first wrist watch if you want to know what time it is every ten seconds.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) April 3, 2018
3-year-old: *puts on fairy wings*
Me: Is that how we get ready for bed?
3: *puts on a second set of fairy wings*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 5, 2018
I will never not be amazed at what my kid takes out of his pockets.
— Northern Lights ? (@PinkCamoTO) April 8, 2018
I wish I loved anything as much as my kids love leaving their used bandaids in the shower.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) April 4, 2018
I asked my son to unload the dishwasher & he responded with, “LET ME LIVE MY LIFE!” & now I think I’ve taken the wrong approach to household chores my whole life.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 7, 2018
There’s no coffee creamer left, & my 5y.o. has been playing “What Does The Fox Say” on repeat for the last 17 minutes.
No, Lionel Richie, Sunday mornings are not easy.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 8, 2018
The only time my kids collectively agree, is when they are discussing how "gross" dinner is.
— Snackubus (@Snackubus29) April 7, 2018
I tried this shirt on for literally 2 seconds and changed my mind so now it's in the dirty clothes.
– Kids
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) April 9, 2018
Tonight we're having crisped sweet grains in a cream sauce, garnished with marshmallow. Cereal. We're having cereal for dinner.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) April 7, 2018
**Me, looking for our 4-year-old**
"Theo?"
… [silence]
"THEO?"
… [more silence]
"… THEO?! THEO, ARE YOU EATING CANDY?!"
[the sound of a door slamming and tiny footsteps running away]— Myrrh (@ixix82) April 3, 2018
3yo insisted on a swimsuit under her church dress. This seemed like an ok compromise until I had to strip her naked to use the potty.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) April 8, 2018
Finally got a stuffed kitten out of this claw machine for my kid. Only cost me $1,200.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 4, 2018