There are some very funny parents on the internet, so we decided to round up our favorite tweets of the week from some of the funniest moms and dads on Twitter! We hope you enjoy these as much as we did!
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My wife is mad that my daughter is crying in this restaurant but she should be mad that our daughter is so bad at tic-tac-toe that I’ve beaten her 24 times in a row.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 21, 2018
I just heard my son yell from the basement, "I've got a legendary bush!!", and it took me a minute before a remembered he was playing #Fortnite with a friend…
— Chris Read (@CanadianDadBlog) April 21, 2018
My 3yo walked into the room where I was sitting and said, “Ugh, Mom, it’s you AGAIN” so obviously all that skin-to-skin infant bonding time really worked.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) April 20, 2018
Welcome to the "Terrible Twos."
Where you always go back to the drawing board, only to find your toddler already drew all over it with permanent marker.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) April 18, 2018
8: I've noticed that boys get angry when I know math answers and they don't.
Me: does that bother you?
8: nope, I just hope they can get used to it.— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) April 17, 2018
KID: Knock knock
Who's there?
KID: Yodelayhee
Yodelayhee wh- DAMMIT! No! *has walmart yodeling kid earworm for another week*
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) April 20, 2018
7-year-old: We’re playing exercise class.
Me: Why don’t you just exercise for real?
7: That’s not fun.
Touché.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 22, 2018
SON: Hey Dad, can you take me fishing?
ME: Sure son.
[at the lake]
ME: {still in car} If you need anything I’ll be here. Have fun.
— Consider John Frazzled (@FrazzleMyGimp) April 18, 2018
Is there any place on earth more boring AND more dangerous than the sidelines of a little league game?
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) April 22, 2018
My middle school daughter asked me to take her to Forever 21 and now we’re here and it’s all 6 inch crop tops on hangers and oh my God I need a beer before I start crying.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) April 22, 2018
One of the most rewarding things about being a volunteer youth soccer coach is listening to parents complain about their son's playing time when it's 100 degrees, and their son looks like he'll pass out from heat exhaustion
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) April 21, 2018
Parenting is easy, really. You just take your regular weekly schedule before you had kids and you find a way to fit 30,000 hours worth of problem solving, question answering, laundry folding, and mind molding into it.
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) April 20, 2018
(both kids screaming from the living room)
MONSTERS DON'T SPAWN IN THIS AREA! WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED A TORCH! IF I DIE BECAUSE OF YOU I'M GONNA – JUST DIG AND HIDE! WHERE IS YOUR BASE?It's too early for this
— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) April 20, 2018
My son loves collecting rocks & pocketing them on the way home from school.
A 6 minute walk now takes 32 minutes, & his coat weighs 7 pounds.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 20, 2018
Pictures on Facebook of trampolines blowing around and getting destroyed are my favorite part of windy days.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 17, 2018
Me: “Shhhhhhhh. I’m on an important call.”
Kid: “Sorry, I’ll scream as loud as I can quieter.”— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) April 21, 2018