There are some very funny parents on the internet, so we decided to round up our favorite tweets of the week from some of the funniest moms and dads on Twitter! We hope you enjoy these as much as we did!
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Woke up and found my son playing video games. I asked him what time he’d started playing and he said, “Eight o’clock.”
It was 7:30.
Something is rotten in Denmark.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 18, 2018
Kids these days…..watchin March Madness on their phones in class. When I was a youngin' I had to fake sick every year to stay home and watch.
Also, we had to score our brackets by hand. #millenials 🙄
— Sean Seastrand (@seasublime) March 15, 2018
I picked Arizona for the Final 4.
My 3 children each picked Buffalo. Because they thought buffalos were cool.
I hate March.
— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) March 16, 2018
37 years old and I still don’t feel comfortable saying shih tzu in front of my dad.
— Dorky Romano (@SuperApple80) March 16, 2018
My daughter loves LOL Surprise dolls and I'm cool with it, but I dare you to be the one who gives her one of the new LOL Surprise Confetti Pop dolls. I. Dare. You!
— Chris Read (@CanadianDadBlog) March 13, 2018
Store clerk: May I help you?
Me: I hope so. Sweetie go get your math homework, this nice woman is going to help us.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 13, 2018
Have you always yearned to refrigerate your hips? Try Aluminum Bleachers! Available now at an outdoor kid sporting event near you!
— Marly (@VerbsRProudest) March 12, 2018
I’ve reached the point in the day where I’m wondering whether to break up the arguments between my kids or just wait it out and see who the last one standing is.
— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) March 12, 2018
Let’s get married and have kids so instead of hanging out at a block party on St. Patricks’s Day we can get up early and do groceries before the traffic gets too bad.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 17, 2018
Please join me in prayer for my two year old daughter, her sleeve is wet.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 14, 2018
After I tell my kids for the 15th time tonight to get their pajamas on… pic.twitter.com/JCeCQWUR0f
— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) March 14, 2018
I don’t know much about physics, but I do know that if you put ketchup and my son at opposite sides of the room and they never even touch, he will definitely still wind up with it all over his face.
— Danielle and Farrah (@effinghandbook) March 14, 2018
We need a scientific study on why kids bitch about having to take a shower and then spend 2 hours in there.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) March 14, 2018
6-year-old: *lying in bed* How do you do that sixteen going on seventeen song in sign language?
Me: *lying on floor beside bed* I have no idea.
6: I made up a way.
Me: You’re going to show it to me now, aren’t you?
6: *makes hand signals in the dark for ten minutes*
— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) March 18, 2018