How Did We Raise Kids Before Google?

How Did We Raise Kids Before Google? Seriously, how did we know what to do when they drink that, touch that, do that?

Here are some of the recent Google searches that have helped the real dads and moms of our Facebook community figure out how to raise their kids.

Pro Level: Achieved

Jonathan Lovato: I give up, I went back looking through my google search and none of it was parenting-related. I guess you can say i’m just a pro!

Special Searches for Special Needs

Angee Perry: ADHD medication that’s safe to take with seizure medication – special needs parents tend to google stuff relating to their kids several times a day.

Ah, Nuts!

Steven Pedraza Mayté: “What do I do after my son headbutts me in the nuts?” I laid there and rolled in pain and crawled away.

Liam Wood: How to stop your son punching you in the nuts.

Common Core Complaints

Lee Risley Jr.: This stupid version of math they teach in fourth grade.

Beware The Penis Searches

Amber Neal Moore: Can a penis be damaged by pulling it too far
My son yanks his thing like a foot out. He’s only 21 months.

Christine Miller: How to get your 11 month old to stop grabbing his penis so hard

Drink Lots Of Water BUT NOT THAT WATER

Neil W Ingram: When my daughter got sick one time and we thought it might have been from ingesting stagnant bath water from her bath toy. Looked up symptoms of drinking bad water . And the types of mould or mildew that would be harmful if ingested.

Patience, Grasshopper

Mario Budal: I remember it. Just a couple of days ago: “When do toddlers begin to learn patience”… sometimes he can hardly bear a second without attention/entertainment (when we’re out anyway). All google results were “how to teach a toddler patience”… no experience reports confirming when they begin to chill out a bit and become a little bit rational.

Periods Aren’t Just Punctuation

Jonny A Labama: What is a normal age for your school to speak to your daughter about there menstral cycle

Emergency Diaper Run

Jacob Carpenter: Looking up where a Target was that i could stop at on my way home from work because all the ones by our house was out of diapers.

Is My Kid Satan or Just Crazy?

Justin Delaney: Are my kids possessed by Satan? Or just trying to make me crazy?

12 Hours Is A Long Drive For Bad Pizza and Skee-Ball

Luke Erkintalo: Where is the closest Chuck-E-Cheeses from where I live. It’s like 12 hours away.

Transforming Into a Young Person

Rich ‘Square Post’ Salvage: Are the Michael Bay Transformers movies Ok for a 7 year old.

I Was Told There Would Be No Math

Dominic Chavez: Usually, it’s math-related, so the most recent was about proportional relationships.

Dad Jokes

Matthew Dean: Where to drop off baby legally. (this is a joke)

Dean Bradshaw: How much can I get for my kids on eBay!

Jessy Denny: “How to tell if your 2 year old is in a gang”

Darren Stephenson: How to change your name from ‘Daddy’ without your kids knowing.