Life of Dad welcomes the entertaining dialogue between a Dad and his children, featured on the funny blog, “and I’m the dad.”
Beth: [age 3] “Daddy, look at the dog.”
Dad: “What about him?”
Beth: “I put sparkles all over.”
Dad: [looks] “Hmm. I do see a few sparkles on him.”
Beth: “Not ‘him’, Daddy. I turned the dog into a girl.”
Dad: “Really? How did you do that?”
Beth: “I’m a Life Princess. I can do things like that.”
Dad: “I don’t know if the dog really appreciates being turned into a girl.”
Beth: “I made him fly up into the sky too.”
Dad: “Wow, really? When did you do that?”
Beth: “When I was a Air Princess. I can change what kind of princess I am.”
Dad: “So you can make the dog fly?”
Beth: “Yes. I just — whooosh — made him rise up in the air. And then he put his paws out and flew around. And then — whoosh — I made him rise back down.”
Dad: “‘Him’? I thought you turned him into a girl.”
Beth: “I just changed him back.”