Who's the baby?
I like LeBron James. However, the more I hear about him, the more I can’t help comparing him to an infant. Tonight, LeBron will decide which NBA team he is going to play for. More importantly, below is a comparison between his behaviors and those of an infant.
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LeBron: Tonight, all of the sports world will be paying attention to him at 6PM.
Infants: Tonight, their parents will be paying full attention to them at 7PM, trying to put them to sleep.
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LeBron: After every game he gets a massage from his trainers.
Infants: After every feeding they get burped by their parents.
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LeBron: May make the entire city of Cleveland cry tonight, by moving to Miami
Infants: Would undoubtedly make their parents cry, if they suddenly moved to Miami
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LeBron: Has received an incredible amount of attention his entire life
Infants: Have received an incredible amount of attention their entire lives
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LeBron: Has a full set of teeth
Infants: Could be teething someday soon
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LeBron: Many NBA players are afraid of him.
Infants: Many adults are afraid to sit next to them on airplanes.
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LeBron: Likes to play with a basketball
Infants: Like to play with anything, especially cell phones and remote controls
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LeBron: Took a lot of attention away from the NBA finals with his free agency drama
Infants: Took a lot of attention away from the NBA finals because they are babies
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LeBron: Wears Nike all the time.
Infants: Wear onesies all the time
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LeBron: Grew up in Akron, Ohio
Infants: I believe there are infants there.
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LeBron: Is one of the strongest players in the NBA
Infants: My infant, Babs, is stronger than LeBron. No doubt about it.