Episode 1: F#*! You Todd! Episode 2: Don't Be Late for the Playdate Episode 3: The Brazilian Episode 4: Gulliver's Circle 'Don't Be Late For The Playdate' Music Video Starring Jacques de La Cruz, The Count, and Todd. David Guest - Writer Tom Riles - Writer Ryan Cummings - Assistant [...]
Captain's Log. Spring Break Chronicles. Diaper Date 1663. It is the second official day of my Spring Break (I don't count the weekends..everybody gets those). I am home alone - with the children. This event further solidifies my belief that you should have to pass a test in the hospital [...]
A New Stress Diet I found a diet you might want to try. It is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds constantly for all you hard workers out there. !!! Enjoy!! BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast, dry 8 oz skimmed milk LUNCH 4 [...]
So I forgot to put the seatbelt on my 10 year old son this morning. We're leaving the driveway when I hear someone yell " Youre a Sh*tty parent !!!!" I wanted to know where it was coming from , so I said " Stop the car, Peyton." ...
The sooner you know the better. So listen up moms and dads and I am going to share a story that will make you believe that your kids are spies. Your children may seem harmless and innocent, but that is what they want you to think. With Valentine’s [...]
When Mr. T was born five days ago, he had wrinkly hands and feet like I’m used to seeing on great-grandparents. Minutes after birth, my son’s weathered hands were holding on to my finger, and I couldn’t help but think that my wife had given birth to a [...]
Just one day away from my epic dad-chelor party, we received some very exciting news... McDonald's will indeed be our sponsor! This Saturday, we will be picking up 200 cheeseburgers from our local restaurant! Did you know they were a chain? I believe it is safe to say that McDonald's [...]
As we enter holiday season, my daughter just turned nine months old. In honor of Baby Babs, I give you nine holiday gift ideas for new dads. 9. Pizza. Any kind. Meat, vegetables, or just plain cheese. New York, Chicago, or Atlanta style. The equation is simple: Cheese + Dough [...]
