Dear Pottery Barn, When I put my baby to sleep every night, she dozes off on a pair of your soft sheets. You are always there for her, and she often drools on you. My family eats off your plates for meals such as breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes even [...]
Dear BabyCenter, My wife is now 31 weeks pregnant, and I’ve been enjoying your weekly emails for months now. I learned today that baby Tommy weighs about 3.3 pounds, and is the size of about four naval oranges. I was very excited to hear this…he is a little human! [...]
Two weeks ago, I mailed the below letter to Miller Lite, explaining how much they meant to the world's first Dad-chelor Party. Well, I was excited to see that they wrote back, but I was not excited about their response... I knew I had to do something...I [...]
I receive weekly updates from BabyCenter on my wife’s pregnancy. Well, last week, they taught us how to do kegels, so I figured I better learn. Kegel exercises are defined as the tightening and holding of muscles near your private parts, and they can help prevent urinary incontinence [...]
The world is stunned by the passing of Steve Jobs. He has effected everybody in such a remarkable way, and I just wanted to take my turn to say thank you. Without Steve Jobs' innovations... I wouldn't know how to edit video footage, so there would be no LIFE [...]
I have a Cabbage Patch Kid. No, I didn’t just go buy one. Yes, my daughter has one already, but that’s not what I’m writing about… BabyCenter.com just told me in my weekly update about my wife’s pregnancy, that my son is the weight of a cabbage (3 lbs). [...]
To: Federal Reserve Board Attn: Ben Bernanke 20th Street and Constitution Avenue, NW Washington, CD 20551 Dear Ben, Although we have never met in person, I have watched your work from afar. Attempting to put the entire country on your back through the financial crisis, you have to make decisions [...]
Ford Motor Company Attn: William Ford, Jr. 1 American Road Dearborn, MI 48126-2798 Dear Mr. Ford, I’m just writing to thank you for the 2005 Ford Escape. This has been our car since 2004, and has been the only car that my daughter (now 1.6 years old) has [...]
We are less than three months away from having our son. Crazy, huh? BabyCenter.com told us last week that our baby weighs about “two and a quarter pounds and measures over 15 inches from the top of his head to his feet.” I bet he’s taller than that. He’s going [...]
Dear Cheerios, How are you, my friends? Actually, I don’t need to ask that, because I know exactly how you are. You are in a yellow box, hanging out in the homes of babies worldwide. In my house particularly, you are in the cabinet, on the floor, in the couch [...]