In about a week, my first son will be born.
I have compiled two lists this morning while thinking about him.
THINGS I HOPE MY SON NEVER DOES
Wear his jeans low revealing his underwear (like Justin Bieber).- Get his ears pierced and wear one of those earrings that stretches out your ear and makes me want to vomit.
- Root for the New York Yankees.
- Steal one of our cars and run away.
THINGS I HOPE MY SON DOES
- Love baseball and the New York Mets (while at the same time supporting the Chicago White Sox.)
- Want to play basketball in the backyard with his old man.
- Learn to be a gentleman to his mother, sister, and lady friends.
- Learn to play the guitar.
- Become a professional baseball player on the New York Mets (or possibly the Chicago White Sox.)
- Be awesome.
Of course, we’ll support Tommy Boy regardless, but I really hope he doesn’t dress like Bieber. Feel free to comment sharing things that you hope he does!