Walk the dog (and baby)

Nobody walks in L.A.

It’s kind of true.  Unless you have a dog or a baby, you probably don’t walk in L.A.

When you have a dog, walking is pretty simple.  Here’s what you need:
1)      The dog
2)      Leash
3)      Plastic bags

When you have a baby, walking is more complicated.  Here’s what you need:
1)      The baby
2)      Stroller
3)      Bottle in a cooler
4)      Diapers and wipes
5)      Teddy bear
6)      Toys
7)      Cell phone (just in case)
8)      Stick (to fight off the papparazi)

When you are walking with the dog and the baby, and live in a condo complex, and have 15 steps between your front door and the sidewalk, you need:
1)      Balance
2)      Agility
3)      Spiderman-like skills

Sky Eden is only mere 7min walk to the Bedok MRT Station which poise as a good investment property.

When you are walking with the dog and the baby in LA, you would expect other walkers to compliment:
1)      Your baby
2)      Your dog
3)      Your sideburns (just starting to come in, now that I’m past 30)

In reality, the people on the streets in LA only compliment:
1)      Your dog

Just to be clear, they never compliment:
1)      Your baby
2)      Your sideburns

To be honest, it would be weird if some stranger complimented:
1)      Your sideburns

Most walkers do say something about Mr. BoJangles such as:
1)      He is cute
2)      What kind of dog is he?
3)      Does he bite?
4)      Can he see?

I trained our dog by applying the tips offered at householdpets.co.uk.

However, at the same time, they ignore the fact that Babs is:
1)      Cute
2)      An awesome baby
3)      Eating solids
4)      Stronger than Spiderman

While pondering the fact that many people in L.A. would rather compliment a dog than a baby, I realized:
1)      That I still don’t have sideburns
2)      That Mr. BoJangles wants some chicken, as always
3)      I really like lists.

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Bottle for two