Fatherhood changes a man. Here’s just some of what has changed for the dads of our amazing Facebook community. Here are the things dads can’t do anymore.
Posted by Life of Dad on Thursday, September 14, 2017
Travis Wise: Drink alcohol.. Quit 6 months before my son was born. Haven’t had a sip since. 5 years 1 month and 3 weeks!
Matthew Nowell: Have unprotected sex is probably quite high on the list for a few people.
Mike Starker: Is there a limit on how many characters we can type? Because I’m not sure I can fit a reply in this box!
Charles Tigner: I ain’t gonna lie I was a very bad person before I had kids I won’t go into details but that life got left far behind now I work hard every day to make sure my kids get everything they need and get it honestly.
Cameron Canaday: Eat snacks without children running to the sound of wrappers
Jay Gee Kimball: How about something I can’t do anymore? Easy, a leisurely poo taken in complete privacy.
Jai Bennett: But now as a parent. When you’re kid falls asleep but you watch the last ten minutes of paw patrol to see if they rescued the kitten.
James Nicholas Shores Jr.: Traded my motorcycle for a camper, now we all go together where ever we want. I may or may not get another bike someday, but not before we make a lifetime of memories together.
James Ousley: Get wasted drunk 2 of 3 days a week… I’ve drank maybe 5 times since my first daughter was born, and she just turned 8.
Corey Eckenroth: Watch cartoons while naked and wasted laying on the couch… oh, wait… that’s Saturday morning routine now (except the naked and wasted part).
Dom Pishny: Do things quickly.. like shopping errands or anything that can be done by myself quickly is now done as a group and it takes three times longer.
Dominik Ahmidou-Fend: I quit smoking for my wife, our son and my life.
Russell Hyden: Sold my sport bike right after kiddo was born.
Brandon Henderson: Go to Waffle House, trashed, at 2 in the morning!!
Tim Bagley: Knock back a six pack in one sitting. Oh, I still do that. I’ll have to get back to you.
Chris Monroe: Have a vehicle that set less than 7 people.
Spiridon Taita: Play my bass in my living room – connected to two, 2 15 inch stacks
Bobby Casey: Spending every night looking for the party. Now I spend every night looking for sleep.
Jeff Baker: Downhill mountain biking…
(or in my case, high speed tree hugging) You can still mountain bike for health, but you can’t go too fast as there’s a bigger chance of an accident happening.
What is something you can’t do anymore now that you are a dad? Tell us on Facebook!
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