10 Months of Pregnancy – A Christmas Song

When my wife first became pregnant, I did my best attempting to learn what to expect when she was expecting. There was so much information to take in that I had trouble keeping it all straight. Which month would our baby be the size of a walnut? When do we take the birthing class where they teach us how to deliver a baby on an exercise ball? I couldn’t remember everything, so here is a little holiday song I wrote which helped me out greatly.

In the 1^st month of pregnancy you should expect to see…
An increased urine frequency

In the 2^nd month of pregnancy you should expect to see…
Too sick to move
And an increased urine frequency

In the 3^rd month of pregnancy you should expect to see…
Three (hundred) French Fries
Too sick to move
And an increased urine frequency

In the 4^th month of pregnancy you should expect to see…
Four moods each day
Three (hundred) French Fries
Too sick to move
And an increased urine frequency

In the 5^th month of pregnancy you should expect to see…
FIVE BABY KICKS
Four moods each day
Three (hundred) French Fries
Too sick to move
And an increased urine frequency

In the 6^th month of pregnancy you should expect to see…
Six sizes bigger
FIVE BABY KICKS
Four moods each day
Three (hundred) French Fries
Too sick to move
And an increased urine frequency

In the 7^th month of pregnancy you should expect to see…
Seven B-Hicks contractions
Six sizes bigger
FIVE BABY KICKS
Four moods each day
Three (hundred) French Fries
Too sick to move
And an increased urine frequency

In the 8^th month of pregnancy you should expect to see…
Eight maids-a-milking (leaking breasts)
Seven B-Hicks contractions
Six sizes bigger
FIVE BABY KICKS
Four moods each day
Three (hundred) French Fries
Too sick to move
And an increased urine frequency

In the 9^th month of pregnancy you should expect to see…
Nine ladies waddling
Eight maids-a-milking (leaking breasts)
Seven B-Hicks contractions
Six sizes bigger
FIVE BABY KICKS
Four moods each day
Three (hundred) French Fries
Too sick to move
And an increased urine frequency

In the 10^th month of pregnancy you should expect to see…
Ten baby toes and fingers
Nine ladies waddling
Eight maids-a-milking (leaking breasts)
Seven B-Hicks contractions
Six sizes bigger
FIVE BABY KICKS
Four moods each day
Three (hundred) French Fries
Too sick to move
And an increased urine frequency