Happy Mother’s Day – 2010
A blast from the past. Here is the Mother's Day video I did two years ago. Look how young my baby girl is! And Lucy, I love you more than ever...
Shout to the Mamas.
With Mother’s Day quickly approaching, this shout has to go out to the mamas. Us dads realize that being a father would not be possible without all of you fantastic moms out there. On behalf of all dads worldwide, I thank you ladies for the following: 1. Agreeing to conceive [...]
Solitary Confinement (AKA Sending Your Baby to His Own Room)
We sent our son away last week… All he’s been doing is laying around, drinking, and sleeping. He’s been up late every night, and then when he finally passes out, he’s still up every few hours dinking again. If he doesn’t get what he wants, he just starts crying. It [...]
My Daughter’s First Curse Word
My daughter is currently a sponge. Anything I can say, she can say worse. She tries, but it just doesn’t always come out right, because she’s only two. However, every now and then, she annunciates a new word perfectly, and today was one of those days. Our family of five [...]
I’m Sorry, Son. (And Happy 5 Month Birthday!)
Dear Tommy Boy, Happy 5-month birthday! You’re my first son, my namesake, and you’re already more handsome than I’ll ever be. I’m really glad you don’t have my ears, which I didn’t grow into until college. Listen, man. Bro-ski. Dude. Brother. Son. Pal. T-Bone. T-Pain. T-Dawg. Fella. Yep, those are [...]
Comedy. Charity. Fun.
I’m very grateful today. Last night was Life of Dad’s Stand-up Comedy Night benefiting Children’s Hospital Los Angeles. Friends came out for the event. Families were there. Some of the best and funniest comics in the country performed, talking fatherhood. That’s right…all of the comics are dads, and [...]
Dear Mickey Mouse Clubhouse…
I didn't want to write this letter, but I had to. This will be mailed to the president of Disney Junior this morning. Here's the letter in regular text... Dear Members of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, You probably don’t know who I am, but I know exactly who all [...]
Life of Dad Comedy Night
If you are a parent and you live in the Los Angeles area, then Sunday, April 29th is a night that you do not want to miss... It's Life of Dad's first ever comedy night, featuring some of the best comics around, who all happen to be fathers. The lineup [...]
The Duchess of Riles
We’ve been looking to adopt a dog for a couple of months now, and had applied with a great organization called the Southern California Labrador Retriever Rescue. They came out to inspect our house about a month back, and now we were waiting for the perfect dog to be matched [...]
The Real Housedads of Orange County
Episode 1: F#*! You Todd! Episode 2: Don't Be Late for the Playdate Episode 3: The Brazilian Episode 4: Gulliver's Circle 'Don't Be Late For The Playdate' Music Video Starring Jacques de La Cruz, The Count, and Todd. David Guest - Writer Tom Riles - Writer Ryan Cummings - Assistant [...]