After thinking about how to respond over the weekend, I decided to go see my doctor, and together, we put together this video response to Cheerios. I'm sending it in the mail to their corporate offices today. Please enjoy, and pass it along to your local Cheerios office. [...]
Babs said it. I wrote it. You have to guess what she was saying in English. And go!
This one is going in the mail this morning. Frito Lay, this is the beginning of a lifelong correspondence between us. Be prepared.
New game. Written in chalk is something that Babs said today. You have to guess what this means in English. And go!
One month ago, I wrote the below letter to Cheerios, asking to (1) change their shape, (2) put my daughter on their box cover, and (3) send us a lifetime supply. Here is the original letter. Well, upon returning home from work, yesterday, I was excited to receive [...]
I just received my weekly update from BabyCenter, which told me that Tommy boy is now 16.7 inches long, and weighing in at around 3.75 lbs. This baby is a baby already! And we’re told that he is the size of a jicama. I didn’t know what they [...]
Dear Pottery Barn, When I put my baby to sleep every night, she dozes off on a pair of your soft sheets. You are always there for her, and she often drools on you. My family eats off your plates for meals such as breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes even [...]
Dear BabyCenter, My wife is now 31 weeks pregnant, and I’ve been enjoying your weekly emails for months now. I learned today that baby Tommy weighs about 3.3 pounds, and is the size of about four naval oranges. I was very excited to hear this…he is a little human! [...]
Two weeks ago, I mailed the below letter to Miller Lite, explaining how much they meant to the world's first Dad-chelor Party. Well, I was excited to see that they wrote back, but I was not excited about their response... I knew I had to do something...I [...]
I receive weekly updates from BabyCenter on my wife’s pregnancy. Well, last week, they taught us how to do kegels, so I figured I better learn. Kegel exercises are defined as the tightening and holding of muscles near your private parts, and they can help prevent urinary incontinence [...]