Ford Motor Company Attn: William Ford, Jr. 1 American Road Dearborn, MI 48126-2798 Dear Mr. Ford, I’m just writing to thank you for the 2005 Ford Escape. This has been our car since 2004, and has been the only car that my daughter (now 1.6 years old) has [...]
We are less than three months away from having our son. Crazy, huh? BabyCenter.com told us last week that our baby weighs about “two and a quarter pounds and measures over 15 inches from the top of his head to his feet.” I bet he’s taller than that. He’s going [...]
Dear Cheerios, How are you, my friends? Actually, I don’t need to ask that, because I know exactly how you are. You are in a yellow box, hanging out in the homes of babies worldwide. In my house particularly, you are in the cabinet, on the floor, in the couch [...]
To: Sesame Street Attn: Elmo Kaufman Astoria Studios 34-12 36th Street, Astoria, NY 11106 Dear Elmo, Congratulations on your continued success! When I was a single man, I had no idea how popular you truly were. Sure, you had that run in the late nineties when “Tickle Me Elmos” were [...]
The morning after the Primetime Emmy Awards, in a small condo in Studio City, the Baby Emmy Awards took place. Babs is the only judge, and here is the complete list of winners. Comedy Series: Sesame Street Not traditionally a full-blown comedy, Babs will laugh sometimes at the most [...]
Dear Bibs, Yeah, I'm talking to you, you combination of napkins and a shirt. You were created in order to help keep babies’ clothes clean while they are eating. My daughter is now 1.5 years old, and she has never really successfully worn a bib. For understandable reasons, she doesn’t [...]
From: Tom Riles To: Kimberly-Clark Corporation Chairman/President/CEO Huggies Diapers Attn: Thomas J. Falk 351 Phelps Dr. Irving TX 75038 Hello Tom: First off, I want to thank you and everybody on your team for making the fine products that my daughter has soiled every day of her life thus far. [...]
Dear Ragu, I feel like people probably take you for granted quite often. You’re the sauce option that is always there on the shelf, and usually on sale. I’m writing you this letter, to let you know that a few months ago we had an incident with your product. I [...]
Yep, last week we passed the 26 weeks of pregnancy mark, and yes, BabyCenter.com told me that Tommy Boy is the length of a hothouse English cucumber. I also found out that this cucumber can now hear, so I’ve started talking or singing to him almost every night. [...]
I was working in New York City on September 11th, 2001. It was three months after I graduated college, and I was a production assistant on “The Ananda Lewis Show.” I lived in Jersey City, with two college friends, and my cousin. I would often walk down to the waterfront [...]