Poop in a Tub. Saturday night a few years back would have meant going out to a bar with some friends and having a jolly old time. This past Saturday, Babs and I hung out at home, as baby mama went to visit her family. Everything started out well. [...]
Babs knows what “no” means. In fact, she says it everyday herself. There are three things in our house that Babs knows she shouldn’t be touching: The fireplace, the outlets, and the DVR. Every day, though, Babs will approach one of these three items, while at the same time looking [...]
Today, I can finally say what I have been waiting to say for over thirty years. My son has a pancreas! That’s right, this week, his pancreas starting developing steadily. Sweet! You see, about twenty-two weeks ago, my wife and I began construction on a son. The entire project should [...]
We served Babs spaghetti last night, and it was the most ridiculous moment of our lives. Babs usually loves spaghetti, but last night, she REALLY loved spaghetti. Simply, the recipe was thin noodles, and Ragu sauce, but our evening was about to become more complicated than we could possibly imagine. [...]
Trees. Trees are pretty awesome. I don’t think adults realize this often enough. Whenever Babs and I go for a walk, she can stare at the trees for hours. Adults are usually pretty rushed, and don’t have a chance to take in the beauty of trees. Yesterday I tried. Babs [...]
INFANTS AND FATHERS WORLDWIDE WILL BE COMPARED ON BABY OR DADDY, PREMIERING WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 3rd at WWW.LIFEOFDAD.COM Hosted by Tom Riles, and featuring ‘Celebrity Clue Master’ Jerry Springer, Baby or Daddy, answers the universal question... “Who is a bigger baby…A Baby or a Daddy?” LOS ANGELES, August 2nd 2011 - [...]
I just received an email from BabyCenter.com, saying our baby is currently the length of a carrot! Tommy boy is growing, and he now weighs roughly three-quarters of a pound. It’s a pretty amazing feeling, knowing that my wife in currently building a child who will have the same name [...]
Babs is really learning how to talk. She can say a handful of words, and even though her "b's" sound like "m's," we still love her. Just this past week, she started putting two words together, as a phrase. This is my dad as a baby. He said "I [...]
Yesterday I found Babs in a basket eating a remote control. She stayed completely content there for almost a half hour. Kids just love the most random things, and can remain entertained with them for hours. Some of Babs’ favorite household items include: Hats Outlet Protectors Toilets Tupperware [...]
DUDE KNOCKED UP is my attempt to live the life of a pregnant woman until our daughter arrives in December. Why? Because I want to prove to men worldwide how difficult it is on their women to build a baby. Women are restricted with the exercises they can do [...]
