Get ready for a whale of a story.
Imagine the conversation this guy had when he got to the pub that night.
“So Sam, do anything fun today?”
“I jumped onto a humpback whale in the middle of the friggin ocean with a knife in my teeth and saved its life by cutting rope it was entangled in just before it dove into the depths……. you??”
“You know…. browsed Reddit and stuff.”
Sam, whoever you are, you are a damn legend.