Dear Bibs, Yeah, I'm talking to you, you combination of napkins and a shirt. You were created in order to help keep babies’ clothes clean while they are eating. My daughter is now 1.5 years old, and she has never really successfully worn a bib. For understandable reasons, she doesn’t [...]
Join Tomm Bauer (The Brew Daddy) and Dan Lazarz (Life of Dad's The Beer Guy) as they discuss the trials and tribulations of being a dad while delicately balancing your love for sports, beer and childish humor. In this week's episode, they welcome the Executive Director of MetsBlog.com & Director of Digital Media at SNY.tv, Matthew Cerrone, [...]
From: Tom Riles To: Kimberly-Clark Corporation Chairman/President/CEO Huggies Diapers Attn: Thomas J. Falk 351 Phelps Dr. Irving TX 75038 Hello Tom: First off, I want to thank you and everybody on your team for making the fine products that my daughter has soiled every day of her life thus far. [...]
Dear Ragu, I feel like people probably take you for granted quite often. You’re the sauce option that is always there on the shelf, and usually on sale. I’m writing you this letter, to let you know that a few months ago we had an incident with your product. I [...]
I was working in New York City on September 11th, 2001. It was three months after I graduated college, and I was a production assistant on “The Ananda Lewis Show.” I lived in Jersey City, with two college friends, and my cousin. I would often walk down to the waterfront [...]
Last week, my wife passed her 25th week of pregnancy. Boo-yeah. I received an email from BabyCenter.com, telling me the baby was the size of a rutabaga. What did you call my son? I don’t even know what a rutabaga is. I just googled it, and apparently they [...]
Yep, today’s my birthday. That's me on my 14th birthday. I’ve never loved my birthday. When I was a kid, I never wanted to grow up. Now that I’m adult, I don’t want my kid to grow up. In the past, I would get kind of sad [...]
First off, my sincere apologies to those of you who aren’t parents. You may not want to read this one. Every now and then in parenting, you are put into a situation unlike anything you have ever experienced. This happened to me on Friday evening. Lucy was out of the [...]
From: Tom Riles To: The Kroger Co. Chairman and CEO Attn: David B. Dillon 1014 Vine Street Cincinnati, OH 45202-1100 Hello David: First off, I know you are a graduate of the University of Kansas, so I wanted to share my apologies that the men’s basketball team didn’t win it [...]
This is my son. As a mango. Yep, we’re having a son, and yep, his name will be Tommy. BabyCenter.com has been keeping me up do date on his development, and currently he is the size of a large mango, weighing in at just over a pound, [...]