Dear BabyCenter, My wife is now 31 weeks pregnant, and I’ve been enjoying your weekly emails for months now. I learned today that baby Tommy weighs about 3.3 pounds, and is the size of about four naval oranges. I was very excited to hear this…he is a little human! [...]
Two weeks ago, I mailed the below letter to Miller Lite, explaining how much they meant to the world's first Dad-chelor Party. Well, I was excited to see that they wrote back, but I was not excited about their response... I knew I had to do something...I [...]
I receive weekly updates from BabyCenter on my wife’s pregnancy. Well, last week, they taught us how to do kegels, so I figured I better learn. Kegel exercises are defined as the tightening and holding of muscles near your private parts, and they can help prevent urinary incontinence [...]
I have a Cabbage Patch Kid. No, I didn’t just go buy one. Yes, my daughter has one already, but that’s not what I’m writing about… BabyCenter.com just told me in my weekly update about my wife’s pregnancy, that my son is the weight of a cabbage (3 lbs). [...]
Ford Motor Company Attn: William Ford, Jr. 1 American Road Dearborn, MI 48126-2798 Dear Mr. Ford, I’m just writing to thank you for the 2005 Ford Escape. This has been our car since 2004, and has been the only car that my daughter (now 1.6 years old) has [...]
We are less than three months away from having our son. Crazy, huh? BabyCenter.com told us last week that our baby weighs about “two and a quarter pounds and measures over 15 inches from the top of his head to his feet.” I bet he’s taller than that. He’s going [...]
Dear Cheerios, How are you, my friends? Actually, I don’t need to ask that, because I know exactly how you are. You are in a yellow box, hanging out in the homes of babies worldwide. In my house particularly, you are in the cabinet, on the floor, in the couch [...]
To: Sesame Street Attn: Elmo Kaufman Astoria Studios 34-12 36th Street, Astoria, NY 11106 Dear Elmo, Congratulations on your continued success! When I was a single man, I had no idea how popular you truly were. Sure, you had that run in the late nineties when “Tickle Me Elmos” were [...]
The morning after the Primetime Emmy Awards, in a small condo in Studio City, the Baby Emmy Awards took place. Babs is the only judge, and here is the complete list of winners. Comedy Series: Sesame Street Not traditionally a full-blown comedy, Babs will laugh sometimes at the most [...]
Dear Bibs, Yeah, I'm talking to you, you combination of napkins and a shirt. You were created in order to help keep babies’ clothes clean while they are eating. My daughter is now 1.5 years old, and she has never really successfully worn a bib. For understandable reasons, she doesn’t [...]