It shouldn’t be news to anyone that Disney recently acquired Fox and much of the properties that it owned. This merger is huge for so many reasons. Now the X-Men franchise can show up in Marvel movies! So can Deadpool. That should be fun. On the other hand, the studio now also has a whole new crop of Disney Princesses to deal with. While Disney is known for wholesome characters with impeccable values and moral compasses, Fox’s ladies were….. well not so much. Here are some of the newly crowned royalty, blending in with their new family.

Lucille Bluth is the REAL Ice Queen.

Her “juice box” isn’t the kind you pack in lunched.

Neverland Is Way More Nicotine Heavy With Patty and Selma.

Nothing says “Disney Magic” like DMV bureaucrats.

Genie Won’t Live Up To Peg Bundy’s One Liners.

Better than a shoe salesman…. maybe?

 

Protects Her Young With The Ferocity Of A Mom, And The Iron Fist Of A Queen.

She has so many young to take to the Magic Kingdom.

 

Sweet Dee Makes Us Question

“Which One Is The Beast??”

Nothing says Disney Princess like a recovering crackhead/attempted cannibal.

 

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