Here we are, welcome to month eight of your pregnancy! This is the period where mom usually starts to get those dreaded cream for stretch marks prepare for the after birth affects. Remember that show Eight is Enough? Some of you might because you’re old AF like we are. [...]
Month seven of your pregnancy is here! SEVEN!!! 200 years ago your baby would already be married, have overcome polio and would be working the farm. Thank heavens for progress. What a time to be alive! Well, if you haven’t packed an overnight bag yet, now’s the time to [...]
Welcome to month six of your pregnancy! Ever do a kitchen rebuild? Neither have we... but we get the general concept. You need to add beams here, take some away there, get the pipes and electric roughed in, measure cabinets and all that. Once that’s all done, you start [...]
One of my best friends is a jazz musician in New York City. Years ago he told me a secret: “You know, Jennifer Lopez is so bereft of talent that she can’t sing on her own albums without help.” […]
Numero Cinco! Welcome to month five of your pregnancy! In dog years, your baby is already a surly teenager or coming out of a quarter-life crisis. We think…… who knows, we suck at math. But what we don’t suck at is telling you what’s happening to your little amigo/ amiga, [...]
You guys did it, you made it through the first trimester - a long 13 weeks! Welcome to month four of your pregnancy. Get yourself a cigar! (probably best to not smoke it though… health and all, you can probably just sit there and look at it) Now, granted, thus [...]
This year the Easter Bunny is looking to ditch the sugary treats and fill up the Easter baskets will some toys that boys and girls will love. From old school toys to the latest items check out the toys below that will be a hit! 5 Surprise This new [...]
Dad's daughter is the MVP in this video. It seems the videos that go viral are the ones that take a different direction than what we thought was going to happen. In this video we don’t get an epic fail result. Instead we get an adorable father daughter moment. [...]
Welcome to month three of your pregnancy! What’s starting to get bigger and rhymes with “More Brady’s Deli”? Your lady’s belly. Here’s a pro-tip for you. Avoid stupid jokes about her tummy. Every time you think of a killer one, refer to this handy flowchart to find out if [...]
Alright, Amigo. You’ve gotten through the first month - welcome to month two of your pregnancy. I know, pregnancy has been a breeze for you both so far, right? Almost nothing has changed, however you’re both nervous, excited and scared as hell not knowing what’s to come. Chris [...]
