My Daughter’s First Curse Word

My daughter is currently a sponge.  Anything I can say, she can say worse. She tries, but it just doesn’t always come out right, because she’s only two. However, every now and then, she annunciates a new word perfectly, and today was one of those days. Our family of five [...]

By |2012-05-04T12:17:03-07:00May 4th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

I’m Sorry, Son. (And Happy 5 Month Birthday!)

Dear Tommy Boy, Happy 5-month birthday! You’re my first son, my namesake, and you’re already more handsome than I’ll ever be.  I’m really glad you don’t have my ears, which I didn’t grow into until college. Listen, man.  Bro-ski.  Dude.  Brother.  Son.  Pal.  T-Bone.  T-Pain.  T-Dawg.  Fella.  Yep, those are [...]

By |2012-05-03T07:05:31-07:00May 3rd, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

Unexpected Uses For Your Mag Light

What did I expect when we were expecting? I'd be better off writing about what I didn't expect when we were expecting.  That would be pretty much everything actually.  I AM a guy after all, which means I can only focus on one concept at a time.  And by the [...]

By |2012-05-02T13:47:14-07:00May 2nd, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

It begins, or more accurately…

...it began. As we prepare for the birth of our second kid (Baby Brother DiMarco, due May 19th) I've been looking back on what was going through my head while we were waiting for the birth of Gummi (kid one's pre-birth code name.) Step into the Time Tunnel with me [...]

By |2012-05-01T07:40:41-07:00May 1st, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

The Art & Zen of Lawn-Mowing

After nearly 10 years in this house, I finally got sick of staring at a tick-infested backyard. It's time. I'm not much of a green-fingered DIY-er, but I have something more important than knowledge: I have a slight, temporary, momentary, fleeting feeling of this thing called motivation. I have [...]

By |2025-12-14T19:03:24-08:00April 28th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

Dear Mickey Mouse Clubhouse…

I didn't want to write this letter, but I had to.  This will be mailed to the president of Disney Junior this morning.   Here's the letter in regular text...   Dear Members of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, You probably don’t know who I am, but I know exactly who all [...]

By |2012-04-26T05:59:15-07:00April 26th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

My Daughter Is A Sleep Ninja

  My daughter is turning 2 years old this week and recently went from her crib to a "Big Girl Bed". My wife and I tried to make the transition as easy as possible. We made sure she had a step stool to get into the bed, a night light [...]

By |2012-04-25T21:57:56-07:00April 25th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments
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