Dear Ragu, I feel like people probably take you for granted quite often. You’re the sauce option that is always there on the shelf, and usually on sale. I’m writing you this letter, to let you know that a few months ago we had an incident with your product. I [...]
Yep, last week we passed the 26 weeks of pregnancy mark, and yes, BabyCenter.com told me that Tommy Boy is the length of a hothouse English cucumber. I also found out that this cucumber can now hear, so I’ve started talking or singing to him almost every night. [...]
I was working in New York City on September 11th, 2001. It was three months after I graduated college, and I was a production assistant on “The Ananda Lewis Show.” I lived in Jersey City, with two college friends, and my cousin. I would often walk down to the waterfront [...]
Last week, my wife passed her 25th week of pregnancy. Boo-yeah. I received an email from BabyCenter.com, telling me the baby was the size of a rutabaga. What did you call my son? I don’t even know what a rutabaga is. I just googled it, and apparently they [...]
Yep, today’s my birthday. That's me on my 14th birthday. I’ve never loved my birthday. When I was a kid, I never wanted to grow up. Now that I’m adult, I don’t want my kid to grow up. In the past, I would get kind of sad [...]
First off, my sincere apologies to those of you who aren’t parents. You may not want to read this one. Every now and then in parenting, you are put into a situation unlike anything you have ever experienced. This happened to me on Friday evening. Lucy was out of the [...]
Babs is just a few days short of being 1.5 years old. Born with a full head of hair, it was inevitable that at some point she would need a haircut. We waited on this, being the typical parents that never want their kids to grow up too fast, and [...]
From: Tom Riles To: The Kroger Co. Chairman and CEO Attn: David B. Dillon 1014 Vine Street Cincinnati, OH 45202-1100 Hello David: First off, I know you are a graduate of the University of Kansas, so I wanted to share my apologies that the men’s basketball team didn’t win it [...]
This is my son. As a mango. Yep, we’re having a son, and yep, his name will be Tommy. BabyCenter.com has been keeping me up do date on his development, and currently he is the size of a large mango, weighing in at just over a pound, [...]
Poop in a Tub. Saturday night a few years back would have meant going out to a bar with some friends and having a jolly old time. This past Saturday, Babs and I hung out at home, as baby mama went to visit her family. Everything started out well. [...]