Shout to the Mamas.

With Mother’s Day quickly approaching, this shout has to go out to the mamas. Us dads realize that being a father would not be possible without all of you fantastic moms out there. On behalf of all dads worldwide, I thank you ladies for the following: 1. Agreeing to conceive [...]

By |2012-05-10T06:36:30-07:00May 10th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

My Wife is Jealous…of the Lawn!

For those of you who have a yard, do you enjoy mowing it? Is it your own private punishment, your hell on earth? Or is it your escape, your pride, your weekend project? For me, it's the latter. When I was growing up, mowing was a chore and I [...]

By |2023-04-19T02:47:15-07:00May 10th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

Daddy’s Girl

My Daughter Zoe turned 10 this week. She’s truly a unique person. Watching her grow up has been a complete and utter joy. She’s everything you could hope for in a kid. She’s thoughtful, well mannered, curious, and brave. She doesn’t suffer fools, but is a friend to all. Zoe [...]

By |2012-05-09T11:22:25-07:00May 9th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

Standardized Dads

Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles.  Diaper Date 1698. It was standardized test week in the Captain’s neighborhood.  In honor of the week the Captain has helped to develop the first ever standardized test for dads.  We shall call it the Daddy Aptitude Test Evaluation, or D.A.T.E. for short.  Get your pencils [...]

By |2012-05-07T21:18:20-07:00May 7th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

Pregnant Women Sleep a Lot

Yesterday I came home from the university around three o’clock in the afternoon. April said she would be home after class around one thirty. I unlocked the door to our apartment with one hand, rolled my bike into the apartment with the other, and after a flutter of helmet, [...]

By |2024-05-16T20:17:09-07:00May 7th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments
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