Shout to the Mamas.

With Mother’s Day quickly approaching, this shout has to go out to the mamas. Us dads realize that being a father would not be possible without all of you fantastic moms out there. On behalf of all dads worldwide, I thank you ladies for the following: 1. Agreeing to conceive [...]

By |2012-05-10T06:36:30-07:00May 10th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

My Wife is Jealous…of the Lawn!

For those of you who have a yard, do you enjoy mowing it? Is it your own private punishment, your hell on earth? Or is it your escape, your pride, your weekend project? For me, it's the latter. When I was growing up, mowing was a chore and I [...]

By |2023-04-19T02:47:15-07:00May 10th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

Pregnant Women Sleep a Lot

Yesterday I came home from the university around three o’clock in the afternoon. April said she would be home after class around one thirty. I unlocked the door to our apartment with one hand, rolled my bike into the apartment with the other, and after a flutter of helmet, [...]

By |2024-05-16T20:17:09-07:00May 7th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

My Daughter’s First Curse Word

My daughter is currently a sponge.  Anything I can say, she can say worse. She tries, but it just doesn’t always come out right, because she’s only two. However, every now and then, she annunciates a new word perfectly, and today was one of those days. Our family of five [...]

By |2012-05-04T12:17:03-07:00May 4th, 2012|Blog|0 Comments

I’m Sorry, Son. (And Happy 5 Month Birthday!)

Dear Tommy Boy, Happy 5-month birthday! You’re my first son, my namesake, and you’re already more handsome than I’ll ever be.  I’m really glad you don’t have my ears, which I didn’t grow into until college. Listen, man.  Bro-ski.  Dude.  Brother.  Son.  Pal.  T-Bone.  T-Pain.  T-Dawg.  Fella.  Yep, those are [...]

By |2012-05-03T07:05:31-07:00May 3rd, 2012|Blog|0 Comments
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