Letter To Elmo

To:  Sesame Street Attn:  Elmo Kaufman Astoria Studios 34-12 36th Street, Astoria, NY 11106 Dear Elmo, Congratulations on your continued success!  When I was a single man, I had no idea how popular you truly were.   Sure, you had that run in the late nineties when “Tickle Me Elmos” were [...]

By |2011-09-20T06:31:00-07:00September 20th, 2011|Blog|1 Comment

The 2011 Baby Emmy Awards

The morning after the Primetime Emmy Awards, in a small condo in Studio City, the Baby Emmy Awards took place. Babs is the only judge, and here is the complete list of winners.   Comedy Series:  Sesame Street Not traditionally a full-blown comedy, Babs will laugh sometimes at the most [...]

By |2011-09-19T06:54:11-07:00September 19th, 2011|Blog|1 Comment

No Thank You Letter To Bibs

Dear Bibs, Yeah, I'm talking to you, you combination of napkins and a shirt.  You were created in order to help keep babies’ clothes clean while they are eating. My daughter is now 1.5 years old, and she has never really successfully worn a bib.  For understandable reasons, she doesn’t [...]

By |2011-09-19T06:01:48-07:00September 19th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments

Thank You Letter To Huggies.

From: Tom Riles To: Kimberly-Clark Corporation Chairman/President/CEO Huggies Diapers Attn: Thomas J. Falk 351 Phelps Dr. Irving TX 75038 Hello Tom: First off, I want to thank you and everybody on your team for making the fine products that my daughter has soiled every day of her life thus far. [...]

By |2011-09-16T06:00:26-07:00September 16th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments

Letter to Ragu

Dear Ragu, I feel like people probably take you for granted quite often. You’re the sauce option that is always there on the shelf, and usually on sale. I’m writing you this letter, to let you know that a few months ago we had an incident with your product. I [...]

By |2011-09-14T05:48:52-07:00September 14th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments

Thank You Letter To Ralphs.

From: Tom Riles To: The Kroger Co. Chairman and CEO Attn: David B. Dillon 1014 Vine Street Cincinnati, OH 45202-1100 Hello David: First off, I know you are a graduate of the University of Kansas, so I wanted to share my apologies that the men’s basketball team didn’t win it [...]

By |2011-08-18T06:22:26-07:00August 18th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments

Tommy Boy: 3.5 Months Until Birth

This is my son. As a mango. Yep, we’re having a son, and yep, his name will be Tommy. BabyCenter.com has been keeping me up do date on his development, and currently he is the size of a large mango, weighing in at just over a pound, [...]

By |2026-02-17T04:21:27-08:00August 17th, 2011|Blog|1 Comment

Poop in a Tub.

Poop in a Tub. Saturday night a few years back would have meant going out to a bar with some friends and having a jolly old time. This past Saturday, Babs and I hung out at home, as baby mama went to visit her family. Everything started out well.  [...]

By |2023-08-17T23:49:59-07:00August 15th, 2011|Blog|0 Comments
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