To: Sesame Street Attn: Elmo Kaufman Astoria Studios 34-12 36th Street, Astoria, NY 11106 Dear Elmo, Congratulations on your continued success! When I was a single man, I had no idea how popular you truly were. Sure, you had that run in the late nineties when “Tickle Me Elmos” were [...]
The morning after the Primetime Emmy Awards, in a small condo in Studio City, the Baby Emmy Awards took place. Babs is the only judge, and here is the complete list of winners. Comedy Series: Sesame Street Not traditionally a full-blown comedy, Babs will laugh sometimes at the most [...]
Dear Bibs, Yeah, I'm talking to you, you combination of napkins and a shirt. You were created in order to help keep babies’ clothes clean while they are eating. My daughter is now 1.5 years old, and she has never really successfully worn a bib. For understandable reasons, she doesn’t [...]
From: Tom Riles To: Kimberly-Clark Corporation Chairman/President/CEO Huggies Diapers Attn: Thomas J. Falk 351 Phelps Dr. Irving TX 75038 Hello Tom: First off, I want to thank you and everybody on your team for making the fine products that my daughter has soiled every day of her life thus far. [...]
Dear Ragu, I feel like people probably take you for granted quite often. You’re the sauce option that is always there on the shelf, and usually on sale. I’m writing you this letter, to let you know that a few months ago we had an incident with your product. I [...]
Last week, my wife passed her 25th week of pregnancy. Boo-yeah. I received an email from BabyCenter.com, telling me the baby was the size of a rutabaga. What did you call my son? I don’t even know what a rutabaga is. I just googled it, and apparently they [...]
Babs is just a few days short of being 1.5 years old. Born with a full head of hair, it was inevitable that at some point she would need a haircut. We waited on this, being the typical parents that never want their kids to grow up too fast, and [...]
From: Tom Riles To: The Kroger Co. Chairman and CEO Attn: David B. Dillon 1014 Vine Street Cincinnati, OH 45202-1100 Hello David: First off, I know you are a graduate of the University of Kansas, so I wanted to share my apologies that the men’s basketball team didn’t win it [...]
This is my son. As a mango. Yep, we’re having a son, and yep, his name will be Tommy. BabyCenter.com has been keeping me up do date on his development, and currently he is the size of a large mango, weighing in at just over a pound, [...]
Poop in a Tub. Saturday night a few years back would have meant going out to a bar with some friends and having a jolly old time. This past Saturday, Babs and I hung out at home, as baby mama went to visit her family. Everything started out well. [...]